Girls who broke your heart thread

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Brad2770

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Fresh Prince scored me a date. A girl questioned if I was from Texas and I freestyled this. She couldn"t stop laughing.

In West Houstonia born and raised,
In the stockyards is where I spent most of my days
Ropin and riding all sizes of bulls
And tillin" up the field with Mary the Mule

When a couple of bandits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble on my neighborhood
I got into one gun fight and the ole lady had some fright
You"re gonna move up north and become a Dallasite.
 
GuardianX

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Tenks said:
I guess that would be funny if I knew anything about Texas?
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It"s cool, I got this, my dad was born in Texas.

He is basically saying he likes cows.
 
brekk

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GuardianX said:
He is basically saying he likes cows.
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Something something steers and queers?

Brad2770 said:
I"ll have to look at my pics again. I had no idea I was Mexican.
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Not full on, but there"s a little Tequila and Lime flowin in your genes if you know what I"m sayin.
 
Sutekh

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I see it bro, don"t deny it. Nothing wrong with a little cilantro in the genes. When I lived in FL for a bit kids used to come up to me the grocery store and start talking spanish to me. They were pretty disappointed when they figured out I was Italian and not Mexican.
 
Soygen

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Sutekh said:
When I lived in FL for a bit kids used to come up to me the grocery store and start talking spanish to me. They were pretty disappointed when they figured out I was Italian and not Mexican.
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This happens all the time in south Florida, even if you"re black or Asian.
 
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Well grats. I always wondered how they handle the wet sheets. There are those things you put in baby beds but...

Anyway, grats. Always loved Cytherea"s movies.
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My sheets were pretty wet but the next morning I was surprised by how dry they were. I washed everything and wiped my mattress down with a damp cloth and soap. The biggest surprise was that there was no smell. We were at a beer festival and got tanked on all types of different beers so I was fearing the rancid beer piss smell but it was never there. I guess she doesn"t get it like I do when I drink a ton of beer.

It was pretty hot I definitely want to do it again, but I think I might do her in the shower or outside the next time she wants to do it hah. We have had sex a handful of times since and she hasn"t done it again. I think she is wanting me to tell her to do it or a little embarrassed by how real shit got while we were drunk haha.

And on another dating note. Of the girls I"m talking to now, just as always, the one who seems the most mature and who I enjoy being around the most is freaking 21...sigh. I have said no more girls under 25 but fuck it I might try dating her. Them titties....that ass...
 
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Deathwing said:
Bro, you got pissed on.
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Doesn"t matter had sex. I also have no plans to chop off my dick or fuck dudes, so as long as stay away from that territory there is no cause for alarm.
 
Deathwing

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Oh, I"m well aware of that. I"m also aware that drinking a ton of fluids will dilute your urine, making smell detection, especially when you yourself are drunk, very hard.

Was it the same amount each time? Usually squirters run low after the first or second time. Much like any other sexual fluid, it takes time to refill.
 
Eomer

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The one squirter I was with went at least 3-4 times, and there was no drop off in volume that I could discern.
 
Deathwing

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Well, I"ll admit no direct experience. I"m going off what I see in porn, and I assume 99% of that is just women peeing. I shall defer to your canuck wisdom!

I was really just going off that she didn"t do it again later.
 
Drinsic

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No, you"re right, 99% of what you"re seeing is peeing. Squirting is aptly named, because that"s all it usually is. If she"s "gushing" or spraying or whatever you want to call it, you"re getting pissed on. Or mostly pissed on.
 
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