Girls who broke your heart thread
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HELLO, I"M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN"S WAREHOUSE AND WHEN I FUCK A BITCH YOU BETTER BELIEVE I GO DOWN ON THAT HO, SLURP OUT MY OWN JIZZ AND FEED IT TO HER IN A WET SLOPPY KISS. MOST BITCHES I"VE BEEN WITH ABSOLUTELY GO BANANAS. I GUARANTEE IT!Deus Divini said:
My cousin survived non-hodgin"s lymphoma and currently works for the LLS. Not sure exactly what your chick has but I didn"t think Leukemia itself was exactly a death sentence. Guess what, my cousin just got preggers as well. I know her husband and her were somewhat fearful of the whole infertile thing but it looks like things went alright. I"m sure Aych would know more since he"s FOH"s resident MD.Ortega said:
By the way since it sounds like you"ve already fallen for this chick make sure not to do pussy ass shit and fuck everything up. Basically read everything Eomer did with Chuck and do the exact opposite.
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Screw you Tenks :/
So I went over to Xerxes place last night. Was a really nice evening actually. Had some fantastic steak, good wine, beer, pot, smokes, and then some great sex. I didn"t felch her, but hey, that"s just not my thing.
Still though, there were a couple times when she was relating "amusing" anecdotes about wine or food where I just wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up. I try to change the conversation, but she"s just fixated on that shit.
So I went over to Xerxes place last night. Was a really nice evening actually. Had some fantastic steak, good wine, beer, pot, smokes, and then some great sex. I didn"t felch her, but hey, that"s just not my thing.
Still though, there were a couple times when she was relating "amusing" anecdotes about wine or food where I just wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up. I try to change the conversation, but she"s just fixated on that shit.
Azrayne
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Sounds like she"s doing it to seek approval, is there any way you could see yourself being perceived as the kind of guy who"d find anecdotes about bad wine amusing? This is the internet so it"s hard to say, but if she"s trying to come off as sophisticated and having good taste, it"s probably because she sees you having those traits and is trying to prove she can match them.
Sounds like you"re already being pretty obvious about not caring without just being blunt and saying it though. Not sure what the answer is there.
Sounds like you"re already being pretty obvious about not caring without just being blunt and saying it though. Not sure what the answer is there.
He"s tried to hint at it, she either isn"t picking up the hints or just doesn"t care. If it"s the former, he needs to come out and say it"s not that important to him and ask if there"s any way they can find a way to share her interest in it (if it truly is a passion) or if she"s just crazy about wine and food, then he should take this opportunity to practice the the most important skill of being a "Husband" -- ignoring without ignoring.
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Use of chemotherapy during human pregnancy. [Lancet Oncol. 2004] - PubMed ResultTenks said:
I googled that, my initial inclination was only half-right. Just do some reading and you"ll know more than basically any doctor, outside of an oncologist, would about that sort of thing (in my speciality I will never deal with administering cancer treatment to cancer patients.)
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I agree with you. Just ask her to stop Eomer. I"m sure there"s a tactful way to say that. I"m horrible at it, but I"m sure you can get some suggestions here.GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
Edit: I tend to tell very dirty sick stories and my girlfriend said it"s really odd and that she didn"t like hearing those kinds of things. I"m a reasonably mature person open to constructive criticism and I agreed with her that it"s probably not the best kinds of things to say. I like my girlfriend and I don"t want to make her uncomfortable when she spends time with me. I"m sure Xerxes doesn"t want you to hate eating with her because you hate hearing her stories. Just let her know that you don"t like the food critiques and that it makes you less likely to enjoy your time with her.
[Insert expression of affection here, Honey, Dear, Girl, Bitch, etc] I have to be honest with you, I really don"t care for [Food, Wine, Cars, Drive-bys] discussion, I would appreciate if we could broaden our topics, don"t worry I still [like, love, want to run a train on] you anyways.
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That sucks man, good luck with her...Ortega said:
Now putting all seriousness aside, I just read 4 pages in a row which happen to contain GrobbeeTrull suggestion for crazy sex and I have to admit soon as I read your post I was thinking "Damn man, don"t let GrobbeeTrull near this girl he would have an absolute field day cumming in her, sucking it out, giving it back to her while kissing and then having her puke it all back on his cock".
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Fuck that. Suck a dick for her, and then give her the other guy"s man-meat in a bit sloppy kiss. At this point, ask her to critique that shit..Darus Grey said:
Oh wait, not Grobbee....This man speaks truth,
Just man up and tell her that you don"t want to talk about it. That it is annoying and you have already fucked her and it"s time to stop trying to impress you and suck your cock.Eomer said:
Or you could just deal with it and be happy someone actually likes you enough to want to impress you with what they like, you sound kind of selfish in my book.
As much as this thread usually sickens me, let me add this:
Never be a girl"s friend, hoping it eventually grows to be more. Just as men grow from friendship to attraction, girls grow from attraction to friendship, and can"t go back. If you wait very long, you"re fucked, and it"s going to destroy you. Trust me.
Never be a girl"s friend, hoping it eventually grows to be more. Just as men grow from friendship to attraction, girls grow from attraction to friendship, and can"t go back. If you wait very long, you"re fucked, and it"s going to destroy you. Trust me.
