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Girls who broke your heart thread
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Azrayne
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They need to teach this shit in primary school or something. It"s such a basic rule, but so many guys fail so utterly with women because they don"t understand it.FulorianC said:
I consider myself kind of lucky that I learned this relatively early and grew out of getting friendzoned, but it sucks because I"ve yet to meet a girl who actually compares to her.
If you are friends with a girl never expect anything more then just a friendship and you need to act that way as well and 9/10 time you will hit it. it always happens to me and it isn"t always good but it happens. treat this girl like she is your homie and those crazy brains of theirs will start wondering shit. Girls fall in love with the guys that don"t give a fuck about fucking them.
edit: doesn"t mean you can"t go home and pound your little pud to them though.
edit: doesn"t mean you can"t go home and pound your little pud to them though.
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This is pretty dang true. Wayyyy back in college I fucked just about all of my female friends because I treated them no different than a guy friend (no I didn"t fuck guy friends you fucking morons). We"d go out partying, drinking, cut up and insult them, etc, all the same. Never any special treatment or being their cry pillow or whatever.Deadpool said:
I"ve transitioned friendships with women into plenty of poon. If you keep getting "friend zoned" it"s because you suck as a relationship prospect.
Big_w_powah
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Oh, its easy to fuck in the friend zone. Trust me, its easy to fuck.The Ancient said:
Its hard as shit to develop a relationship though.
That said, I"ve known my wife since I was 3, and she was 2...We were friends for a LOOOOOOONG time before developing a relationship, and then pounding her in her Mom"s house while her parents were out of town.
I think the childhood friend thing kinda supercedes the friendzone law though.
Yeah thats not necessarily true. My buds from HS, the dude liked the girl for years, but she didn"t like him. Then post college they are now going to be married.
Also in relationship to the OP thread. My GF of 2.7 years just broke up with me last night, after coming back from a trip from Vegas she realized that she no longer loves me and didn"t miss me at all when I was gone. What is worse is that I moved to my current location just to be with her (IL from PA) and now 6 months later it is over and I know NO ONE else, I"ve been too busy with work and freelance and minor hobby stuff so the only people I know are her and her friends and way too old co-workers. I totally didn"t see it coming either. LE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. Plenty of fish dosn"t seem to have that many people who would look like my type either.
Also in relationship to the OP thread. My GF of 2.7 years just broke up with me last night, after coming back from a trip from Vegas she realized that she no longer loves me and didn"t miss me at all when I was gone. What is worse is that I moved to my current location just to be with her (IL from PA) and now 6 months later it is over and I know NO ONE else, I"ve been too busy with work and freelance and minor hobby stuff so the only people I know are her and her friends and way too old co-workers. I totally didn"t see it coming either. LE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. Plenty of fish dosn"t seem to have that many people who would look like my type either.
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Yeah, if it continues as rampant as it has, I"ll have to say something for sure. I don"t mind chatting a bit about it, I"m sure she doesn"t want to hear about me yapping about hockey or computers or whatever, that"s part of the give and take of a normal conversation and relationship. But when that"s ALL someone talks about, it can get annoying.Deadpool said:
She came over for a few hours last night, we just hung out and played some Rock Band and watched some Arrested Development. She asked me to go to some wine tasting convention tonight, but I"m working late and packing for a short ski trip over the weekend, and I leave for Japan next Wednesday so it"s just poor timing. I enjoy hanging out with her, but still not really developing much of an attachment for her. Kind of shitty because she"s actually looking like a pretty decent chick to have around, but I don"t want to lead her on and keep her around just for the sake of it.
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See if you can revenge bore her with stories from FoH. Tell about the constant feuds between Grobbe and me. Tell her about the crazy troll Lumie and how Millie was really a guy and all that!Eomer said:
I was laying in bed last night and my girlfriend was telling me some boring ass story so I interrupted her story and countered it with talk about the Jaedong vs Bisu GOMTV matchup that occurred recently. We agreed to stop talking about both our stories.
Haven"t people been saying this for months ?GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
Got to agree on the "friend zone" thing. The only way past it is to totally act like you have balls. Appear to shrug them off and move on. Be friendly and tell them stories about your love life etc. If they found you attractive at all then they will pretty soon get jealous and you will be in.
Of course, if they were never attracted to you in the first place then its pointless. However, at least you will be getting action elsewhere Never be needy or clingy, no one likes that.
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