Girls who broke your heart thread

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Ronaan said:

Girl that broke my heart....

we met late 1995. Started working at the same place. I was with someone, she was with someone, but we had a 6-week-fuckfest in summer of 1996 anyway.
All was wonderful and I thought we"d have something.

Well, she went back to the guy she was with. Can"t understand it to this day. He treated her like shit.

To make things worse, this woman had the tightest and moistest pussy I"ve ever experienced. She wrote her name right on my back, oh boy those nails were sharp.


We did have to see each other at work every day, and it wasn"t a big problem, surprisingly enough. I got married in 1997 (stupid idea btw), and all was fine. Got divorced in 2000 (told you it was a stupid idea).
We even saw each other after we stopped working at the same company. There were four of us who"d meet for dinner ~3-4 times a year.
I stopped going to those meetings for a while because I was in bad shape, physically and mentally. Just didn"t want to see anyone.

Some time late 2003, she contacted me (don"t remember how) and suddenly we kicked off again, like it used to be. I was single, she wasstillwith that guy from 1995/1996... and we fucked like maniacs for ~5 months.

And then she broke my heart for the second time.

She said we had no future, she wanted to have kids one day and when she stayed with him she could be sure they got sometihng to eat...
Well, I just bought my own apartment. For what it"s worth, I"m doing alright.

The sex was still the best I"ve ever had. (close 2nd is that girl from former east germany with the huge knockers, who enjoyed taking it up the ass, but that"s a different story).

Don"t have a pic, but she somewhat looked like "Raven" (the "80s porn star). Long black hair, small ass, small tits, all that.

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Since things don"t really seem to work out on the dating front (climber_girl seems to be too busy IRL to even call, don"t think she"s got the time for a relationship), I considered contacting the girl from the above quote for some physical exercise.

Or, if that doesn"t work, the other ("close 2nd" from above).

It"s probably not a good idea though. Still sounds like fun to me.

Well the ex-cockblock happened today, in a less than fucking perfect moment for her.

I work a desk job in college for the Nursing department. (LOTS OF FINE GIRLS)
In this building I have run into 3 ex"s from either high school or my college career, and they have been down to earth and cool. Well, enter 4th ex, the kind of ex you change a phone number, the kind of ex you tell your friends never to bring up.....that one.

Well, before I run into the she devil cunt of a woman (the ex), this HB8 comes into my office and asks when the fall semester classes were to be offered, and I politely began searching but I knew they weren"t posted yet....I"m pretty sure she knew this as well.

In comes devil cunt which threw me off and asked me a general question about where a room is, I answered her and asked if that was all? She said yes, but she still sat down waiting for me to get over this conversation with hottie.

After telling her the news of no postings of the fall semester as of yet, she says, "this might sound out of line, but I love your eyes", to which im stumped, I would of never thought this bombshell hottie would go out of her way to say this, and me not thinking, I responded, "I like your everything". (Yes I know fucking stupid come back)....But it worked and we hit it off, talked for 15 minutes or so and closed the number half way through the conversation.

Insert evil cunt of a bitch ex who was fed up with hearing me and her hit it off and in a quick mind/cock/anythingthatisholyinthisworld BLOCK said, "I just wanted to say you are 4 months behind in child support and you daughter would like to see you more than once a year"

Well the HB8 gave me most disgusted look of disappointment Ive ever seen and left.

#1. The ex has never had a kid..FACT
#2 I don"t have any children.. FACT
#3 I will get with HB8 in the future FALSE

Haha, shit man, that"s hilarious. What a bitch.

I may be idealistic but I still say there"s a chance. Just call her up and explain what happened, it seems crazy enough to not be true and hopefully she gets that too and then you can have a big laugh about fucking crazy your ex is.

Jimmy Carter wuwu said:

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you should have slapped that bitch and said "well if you hadnt been sucking that midgets cock, i wouldnt have divorced your stupid ass" or something like that.

lol was spamming the divorce line, and sent it to a woman who just got divorced.

hilarious story Jimmy. +1

brekk said:

Whoa now! This is not an issue of her saying I wasn"t manly, because I wore one. This was an issue of her not thinking you should wear one.

If you don"t wear a seat belt you"re retarded. Does that clear up my viewpoint on the issue?

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I"ve been in 2 car accidents. The first was a roll over in an explorer. The two people who went flying out the back window got away with a broken leg and a spranged ankle. the one person wearing his seatbelt got trapped with it, and the side of the car caved in on him. The next one we got rear ended. Worse thing that happened....the guy wearing his seat belt got the air knocked out of him and a long painfull bruise. Its situational. Seatbelts only protect against certain kinds of accidents.

Jimmy Carter wuwu said:

Well the ex-cockblock happened today, in a less than fucking perfect moment for her.

I work a desk job in college for the Nursing department. (LOTS OF FINE GIRLS)
In this building I have run into 3 ex"s from either high school or my college career, and they have been down to earth and cool. Well, enter 4th ex, the kind of ex you change a phone number, the kind of ex you tell your friends never to bring up.....that one.

Well, before I run into the she devil cunt of a woman (the ex), this HB8 comes into my office and asks when the fall semester classes were to be offered, and I politely began searching but I knew they weren"t posted yet....I"m pretty sure she knew this as well.

In comes devil cunt which threw me off and asked me a general question about where a room is, I answered her and asked if that was all? She said yes, but she still sat down waiting for me to get over this conversation with hottie.

After telling her the news of no postings of the fall semester as of yet, she says, "this might sound out of line, but I love your eyes", to which im stumped, I would of never thought this bombshell hottie would go out of her way to say this, and me not thinking, I responded, "I like your everything". (Yes I know fucking stupid come back)....But it worked and we hit it off, talked for 15 minutes or so and closed the number half way through the conversation.

Insert evil cunt of a bitch ex who was fed up with hearing me and her hit it off and in a quick mind/cock/anythingthatisholyinthisworld BLOCK said, "I just wanted to say you are 4 months behind in child support and you daughter would like to see you more than once a year"

Well the HB8 gave me most disgusted look of disappointment Ive ever seen and left.

#1. The ex has never had a kid..FACT
#2 I don"t have any children.. FACT
#3 I will get with HB8 in the future FALSE

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It should be pretty easy to explain and prove that your ex was lying then right? I dont see any problems here other than the new girl not wanting to talk to you other than you have a crazy ex.

Soygen said:

I assume memos are your only interaction with the opposite sex, so I"ll help you out. There was no memo.

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Correct, if by memos you mean restraining orders.

Mazim said:

I"ve been in 2 car accidents. The first was a roll over in an explorer. The two people who went flying out the back window got away with a broken leg and a spranged ankle. the one person wearing his seatbelt got trapped with it, and the side of the car caved in on him. The next one we got rear ended. Worse thing that happened....the guy wearing his seat belt got the air knocked out of him and a long painfull bruise. Its situational. Seatbelts only protect against certain kinds of accidents.

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Two guys I know died on Sunday morning when their driver rolled his truck taking a corner too fast. Neither of them was wearing a seat belt and both were ejected from the vehicle and died before the ambulance reached them. The driver was wearing his seat belt and lived to go to both his friends funerals. Seat belts save lives every day. Just because they occasionally hurt someone doesn"t mean its a better idea to go without one. Your two friends in that got thrown from the explorer were just plain lucky.

Mazim said:

I"ve been in 2 car accidents. The first was a roll over in an explorer. The two people who went flying out the back window got away with a broken leg and a spranged ankle. the one person wearing his seatbelt got trapped with it, and the side of the car caved in on him. The next one we got rear ended. Worse thing that happened....the guy wearing his seat belt got the air knocked out of him and a long painfull bruise. Its situational. Seatbelts only protect against certain kinds of accidents.

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There are way more of those "certain kinds" of accidents where seat belts are a damn good idea than there are accidents where they aren"t.

To empirefire, Niteflyx...sorry if I fucked your names up, I shouldn"t you guys post alot.

I"ll try to spin this off into a story of "crazy ex-ness", but seeing as I only work there 2 days a week, have 4 part time jobs here and there and have only seen here there on one day out of week, i"m not sure if it"s worth it to come up to her after a whole week where the spark between us could of died or try to salvage this huge fuck up would even merit it.

In my mind I got 2 options.

#1 Try to start a conversation with her that doesn"t look like im begging for approval of this cluster fuck, and explain the whole story, which could throw her off knowing I have drama of an ex that can"t let go. (Has to be worded decently)
#2 Cut my ties and hope to Xenu that my mojo is worth another shot of her trying to start a fresh conversation that let"s me explain myself.

Any votes will be heavily considered.

brekk said:

#2 won"t happen. Unless you go on the offense about this she will continue to believe you"re a deadbeat dad until the end of time.

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Agree 100%, first impression shit and all that. Her opinion is set, and she can find 5 guys walking home that don"t immediately creep her out. I"m trying to find an analogy here, and the best I can come up with is if you test drive a car and you immediately don"t like it, you have no inclination to let the dealer prove it"s still a good car. Their are 10 other dealerships on the way home. She has nothing invested so she"s not going to stick around to let you prove you"re a good guy.

Jimmy Carter wuwu said:

To empirefire, Niteflyx...sorry if I fucked your names up, I shouldn"t you guys post alot.

I"ll try to spin this off into a story of "crazy ex-ness", but seeing as I only work there 2 days a week, have 4 part time jobs here and there and have only seen here there on one day out of week, i"m not sure if it"s worth it to come up to her after a whole week where the spark between us could of died or try to salvage this huge fuck up would even merit it.

In my mind I got 2 options.

#1 Try to start a conversation with her that doesn"t look like im begging for approval of this cluster fuck, and explain the whole story, which could throw her off knowing I have drama of an ex that can"t let go. (Has to be worded decently)
#2 Cut my ties and hope to Xenu that my mojo is worth another shot of her trying to start a fresh conversation that let"s me explain myself.

Any votes will be heavily considered.

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You said you got her number, right? How about call her up and joke about how batshit insane your ex is to make up lies for no reason other than to fuck with you? Even though it"d clearly be better if the ex was never there, it will make for a far more interesting first phone conversation than anything else you would have said. Just act cool about it and joke about it. My first instinct would be to joke quite a bit and make fun of the ex relentlessly, and just be entertaining with it. And well, you lose points for dating a crazy woman, but you gain points for causing a woman to be so passionate about you that she would go to such lengths.

The only tricky part is actually getting her on the phone. You could either do it via texts (which are way more likely to be responded to), or call her and leave a voice-mail (98% chance she won"t pick up). If you get the voice-mail, I think the best plan is to briefly mention the crazy ex, how shocked you were that she just made up something like that, definitely joke about it and speak in an amused way, then give a rough time for the following day or 2 days later when you will call her back ("I"m busy all day tomorrow doing -something awesome- but I"ll call back the day after, some time in the evening"). Definitely don"t rely on her to call you back, you won"t be able to turn it around that fast. You just want to do brief damage control / DHV on the voice-mail to turn it around just enough for her to be willing to answer your next call.

With texting, you have a little back and forth which allows you to explain more, weaved in between jokes and other banter, without looking like a pussy for qualifying & defending yourself so much to her. It"s a toss-up to me and I don"t know the best answer. With the text, you can"t say too much and may not convince her even a little and she won"t respond, in which case you"re screwed. With the voice-mail, you may unintentionally overcompensate and look like a pussy, in which case you lose your manly allure and she no longer cares that you may have a child because she"s not interested anymore anyway. I tend to stick with texting because I"m 1000x better at it than phone convos, but stick with your strong suit.

Forgot: your option #1 and 2 are both crap imo. Unless you bump into her within 2 days, you can"t wait for that. You gotta call maybe 2 days after it happened, 1 is too soon and any longer you risk her, as you mentioned, losing her interest. Calling or texting is the only option. If you try one of those and fail, you can hope to bump into her again and joke about the crazy ex once again to try a last minute emergency salvage, but that"s a complete shot in the dark.

I wish you all the best if you want to grab her, but right now all she knows about you is you have that baggage. Reverse the situation. I know if that"s how I met a girl, I would just move on, lot"s of fish in the sea and all that shit. It"s going to take extra work for her to wash away that first impression and think about you again. In all seriousness, good luck, not trying to be a smart ass at all.

Man, all this over a 15 minute conversation.