aychamo_aycono said:
That sucks. So your girlfriend, who is pregnant with your baby right, did she end things with you now?
Of course not. Why would she believe such a flimsily crafted lie? There are so many errors it"s ridiculous. Also, you"re a horrible liar.
Girlfriend"s Response, for anyone morbidly curious:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:You know how I know I"m with the right person? Because before I even noticed the gaping holes in this sad yet hilarious attempt, I wasn"t worried for an instant. There were no flashes of "OMG" or even a O_O face. I don"t need to confront him, either. Let"s go through why this is journey on ye olde failboat, shall we?
1. J has been my best friend for a long time. I know him better than anyone else. Including you. Especially you.
2. He should have never married his first wife. Everyone knows this except her. Everyone knew that it should have been us, except her. Including my boyfriend at the time. Hell, he knew before I did. J would have been with me if I hadn"t been too chicken to get out of my relationship at the time, I don"t do things on a whim, I needed to get to know him thoroughly before I would even admit my feelings to myself.
No one can settle for long. Neither of us could. That"s the problem with getting engaged 3 months after you met. It does not usually end well (gasp). We are both very sad at how it all happened, we aren"t heartless assholes, we were just in an unfortunate situation. But you can"t stay with someone you aren"t happy with forever just because you don"t want to make anyone sad for a while.
3. I"m with him all the time. His computer is a 42" screen in the living room. I can see everything he does. He deleted his myspace ages ago (duh?) he only even put his facebook back after i begged him. So... no, he really hasn"t been having a myspace affair with anyone. The only time he"d get to have an illicit affair is via his phone while he was sitting on the john. I really wouldn"t feel very threatened by such activity. If he wants a shit-time only girlfriend, that"s cool with me.
4. Two stupid things like this in one day? \ Did you think he would reply to that ad instead of going WTF and assume i was trying to prank him? You don"t need to cheat when you"re in love. Everyone knows this.
5. Your message says 3 & 1/2 months (how long you incorrectly think we"ve been together, probably) but your profile says month and a half. Um? Would you seriously not triple-check your story when you do this sort of thing?
6. You say we"re engaged and he"s still married. Funny, he has divorce papers and I have no ring. you should get your information from somewhere a little clearer than FOH.
7. Your "search" would not have turned up jack shit on him unless you were my friend on facebook. And, you aren"t, as then you"d see that we aren"t engaged (and also you wouldn"t be a douche.) So, the only place you would have found anything (including my name) is from B.
8. He doesn"t need to change. The problem was the situation, and that changed. Are you so dumb to think that life is so black & white that you can assume he"s some terrible person and serial cheater?
9. This is retarded. I don"t appreciate it being assumed that I have an IQ of 90.
10. Fake myspaces are fake.
11. Your background is super cute, though.
12. You"re right that if I believed random myspace messages over him that it would be smart to leave him, however, that"s not the case. I can promise you I will be as blissfully happy as one can be, and so will he (..after my hormone"s settle down, at least ).
& What our unborn child deserves is to not have random people get in it"s parent"s business and try to break them up. I think every child deserves that much, don"t you? Hello? Is there a soul or a conscious in there somewhere? I mean, what the mother fuck? What would you do if I was an idiot and did believe you, oh anon myspace? Would you really not feel bad at all if i became a single mother struggling to survive just because you felt like doing this crap one day for revenge or shits&giggles or whatever? Are you a sociopath? Christ.
13. I"m trying to waste as much time of yours with this as you did for me.
14. Why would you have such dreams after a month or 3? Chicks need to slow the fuck down! No wonder they scare boys.
15. I"m not worried about him talking to people at all. Sorry to not give anyone the satisfaction of my paranoia. Try a cupcake instead. A nice big floury chocolate one. Those are pretty satisfying, too.
16. Spell check is your friend. Not relevant to the convo, really, just thought I"d point that out , since browsers have that function built in, don"t get why such basic words such as pregnant should be left in red?
17. Lalalalalalalala.
18. Have a nice day. I know I will! =)
or you can just continue to live the way you do, and I promise you won"t be happy. You and your unborn child deserves better then that!
