/shrug it happens. My girlfriend of going on 4 years now took the initiative. Had known her off and on through EQ and after talking for a few months on MSN she called on a Thursday and told me to meet her in Vegas for the weekend. Its rare for a girl to take the initiative but it does happen.aychamo_aycono said:
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Totally agree. If I saw a girl like that on plentyoffish I would send her a message knowing that I"d be fucking her within the week.Eomer said:
So I tried the message on plentyoffish.com and crashed a burned...one reply after sending it out to I"d say 15 girls. The single reply was "wtf?".
I fail at being an internet PUA
I have 36 views and they are all huge fat bitches btw, or 6"s with kids.
I fail at being an internet PUA
I have 36 views and they are all huge fat bitches btw, or 6"s with kids.
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"Hey back in high school I used to have a crush on you. I noticed you"re back in the area. How was college? Wanna go out sometime and catch up?"Tyen said:
Shit works. College is great reset button, they might remember you, but not well. So if you were an anti-social EQ kid in highschool they won"t remember that about you.
I"ve gone out with a few girls that were wayyy outta my league back in highschool.
Got one! Fuck yes!
Now to turn this seed into a plant, and then fuck the shit out of said plant
Original Message YOU sent on 12/3/2008 8:20:17 PM
After a rigorous perusal of your profile, I wanted to let you know I"ve already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories, you will always have a special place in my heart.
Sincerely, your ex-hubby.
PS: I am going to need half of your money according to our pre-nup . You can keep the OSU and Cowboys stuff though, I"ll stick with real teams like Rutgers and the Eagles.
Love,
Your ex-hubby
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that was the quickest relationship in the history of relationships. sucks i didnt even get an orgasm outta it
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Now to turn this seed into a plant, and then fuck the shit out of said plant
Original Message YOU sent on 12/3/2008 8:20:17 PM
After a rigorous perusal of your profile, I wanted to let you know I"ve already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories, you will always have a special place in my heart.
Sincerely, your ex-hubby.
PS: I am going to need half of your money according to our pre-nup . You can keep the OSU and Cowboys stuff though, I"ll stick with real teams like Rutgers and the Eagles.
Love,
Your ex-hubby
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that was the quickest relationship in the history of relationships. sucks i didnt even get an orgasm outta it
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Holy shit
bitch want"s to meet right now. Wish me luck.
I have never set up interweb meet-ups so I picked a local coffee place so I can scope her out and bail if the pictures are actually her hot friend or some shit.
bitch want"s to meet right now. Wish me luck.
I have never set up interweb meet-ups so I picked a local coffee place so I can scope her out and bail if the pictures are actually her hot friend or some shit.