And just because this could have happened to you Grave...Sherman, set the WABAC machine for 2002.
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I had two friends through high school and college. We"ll call them Gary and Allen. Gary was a pretty fun guy, energetic and smart but a complete womanizer. He dated an Asian chick just to see what kind of panties she wore. He eventually couldn"t get any more women in our town because he"d dated everyone or one of their friends.
Allen was a bit of a jerk, wanna-be sports jock. He had height, strength and endurance, just no talent. He was the very co-dependent sort. If he didn"t have a girlfriend, he didn"t have an identity.
Anyways, Allen had a girlfriend, Stacy. They"d been going out for nearly 3 years. She was part of the group now, one of our friends. One night Gary was driving home with her since they had gone to a mall together out of town. On the drive home, Stacy kisses Gary and asks him to fuck her. Gary, being the good friend, declines and the next day tells Allen about this.
Allen doesn"t believe it. Thinks Gary is making shit up or it"s a stupid, sick joke.
Now...this is where things take a turn. Gary decides the best way to prove that Allen"s girlfriend is a cheating whore is to...drumroll please...sleep with her.
So he goes and does it. This is where the story should end. However, for awesomes sake, Gary finds that he really enjoys fucking this girl. They continue to fuck every chance they get. They even do it on Allen"s bed at his parents house.
Almost a year passes. It"s Allen"s birthday. We decide to have it at Gary"s parents house while they"re out of town. During the party we notice that Gary and Stacy are missing. We go to find them and lo and behold they"re fucking by a tree out back.
Stacy claims that Gary was raping her but she was pretty clearly on top when they were found. At first Gary says that they"ve only done it this once and it was because he was drunk but alcohol is wonderful and soon he"s confessing to the whole thing, saying how he did it to prove to Aaron that his girlfriend was a cheating whore and so on and so forth.
Now...this is where things get messed up. Allen STAYS with Stacy. Gary and Allen are no longer friends and both want me to take their side against the other guy. Gary is trying to convince me that what he did was right, that he needed to show Allen that his girl was unfaithful. Allen is trying to convince me that Stacy was manipulated/seduced by Gary.
Stacy tries her best to make sure I don"t go near Allen since I"m pointing out that she"s full of shit. Unfortunately for her I"m a good friend and risked having her key my car. She ends up going into a depression spiral and fucking everything that moves after Allen kicks her to the curb. Gary and Allen eventually reconciled though our friendship was never really the same again.
Moral of the story: Disregard women, acquire currency.