Girls who broke your heart thread
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Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Kuriin said:
Hot chick with a tiny waste and big fakers blows a dude. After he cums he pisses all over her while still hard.
I stumbled on to this porn a few weeks back because I thought the chick (Nessa Devil) was hot. I looked for other porns that she was in and well, let"s just say I was very surprised with ending.
Disclaimer: I am not into water sports in anyway, but to each their own. I could care less what other people do in the privacy of their own homes. Life is short, if pissing on someone gets you and them off ... go for it!
You are already there, lots of us know that. Beyond that, why do you want a woman that has exceedingly poor judgement in anything important?Grumpus said:
Are you so hard up for poont that you have to wait in line for it?
You might as well open up an orphanage at this point...maybe you can turn it into a reality tv show or something.
"Man Has No Balls, Adopts Crappy Children That Aren"t His, Grinds off his Testicles with a Belt Grinder, Welcome to the Aamina and Grumpus Show."
She is into cleanliness. Big time. We did anal the once after 10 years of marriage.Kuriin said:I"ve also had a few guys drink my piss and piss all over them (of course). It"s definitely fun as it"s all about humiliation.
edit: This has turned into a fetish thread. W t f :O
BTW, a_skeleton_03, why won"t your chick pee on you?
She doesn"t like her juices, my juices, urine, feces, any of it.
Part of it is her being a nurse. She just over analyzes that stuff.
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No sir, not hard up. Getting my playbook in order before I move there. She will be around often, friend of sis and boss and what not.Silence said:
As far as the reality tv thing goes I could use the money. But no one wants to watch a reality show about canadians.
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Honestly that kind of makes it worse IMO.. it"s sad that she is about to be a new mom and catching a bf is on her to do list. Also, she might be so desperate to not do this alone (no judgement, I would be, too) that she may sort of fudge some feelings for you which will obviously only cause problems.Grumpus said:
Don"t you think she should be dealing with hormones and establishing some solid routines for baby? If youre seriously reading to white knight, make it the slowest moving relationship in the history of the world for all of your sakes.
She does babies (really small ones in the NICU, she is an NNP) cause she doesn"t like fluids so much, also now with her masters her role is more overseeing than anything else. She still does complicated IV"s etc but she isn"t changing poopy diapers or anything.Kuriin said:
She just isn"t a "fan" of fluids in general. We did chocolate syrup all over her once, she tolerated it but she was definitely squirmy from all the stickiness. I don"t fault her for it, she"s a champ about it and still enjoys sex, she just isn"t in to the fluids part is all.
Awww, now I feel bad for negging you the other day for your trolling and whiteknighting.Tyen said:
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Get her super horny and take a shower together. Make sure you drink a ton of your favorite Kool-Aid, or whatever beverage you prefer. While you two are getting all into it visualize whatever makes your boy flaccid enough to tinkle and dribble down her leg. Make sure the shower is hot enough so that she doesn"t notice the temperature difference.a_skeleton_03 said:
Do this once a week for a a month then tell her in passing "Oh, btw, I have been pissing on you every time we fuck in the shower and you didn"t even notice"
Once she realizes its not going to kill her she might ease up.
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Ravv, stay away from this dude. He"ll totes smear a little scat on your sandwiches for a week and then tell you about it, then want to bust out the cameras, plastic dropcloth and flood lights for professional porno-quality cleveland steamer time.Kuriin said: