Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Kuriin said:I really want to watch it, but I"m at work. =(
That"s how babies are made.Yutnopash said:Yeah but would you have tried to pee in her ass is the question.
Don"t be such a prude, Cutlery.TheCutlery said:No, we don"t. Do you see any of this kind of shit from anyone else in this thread? There"s no one in here talking about that kind of shit, straight or otherwise. Hundreds of different guys all talking about their relationships and there"s nothing else like that.
It"s fine if you want to bang dudes. We don"t need to know about it. Just like we don"t need to know about the guy that comes into the office talking about his female conquests in the same way.
You are already there, lots of us know that. Beyond that, why do you want a woman that has exceedingly poor judgement in anything important?Grumpus said:This chic isn"t a single mom yet btw, shes got like 2 months left if that makes a difference.
She is into cleanliness. Big time. We did anal the once after 10 years of marriage.Kuriin said:I"ve also had a few guys drink my piss and piss all over them (of course). It"s definitely fun as it"s all about humiliation.
edit: This has turned into a fetish thread. W t f :O
BTW, a_skeleton_03, why won"t your chick pee on you?
No sir, not hard up. Getting my playbook in order before I move there. She will be around often, friend of sis and boss and what not.Silence said:You are already there, lots of us know that. Beyond that, why do you want a woman that has exceedingly poor judgement in anything important?
Are you so hard up for poont that you have to wait in line for it?
You might as well open up an orphanage at this point...maybe you can turn it into a reality tv show or something.
"Man Has No Balls, Adopts Crappy Children That Aren"t His, Grinds off his Testicles with a Belt Grinder, Welcome to the Aamina and Grumpus Show."
She"s a nurse and she doesn"t like juices? What the hell? lol. Doesn"t she know urine is about 99% sterile? ;p Just don"t get that. She probably gets shit on all day, lol.a_skeleton_03 said:She is into cleanliness. Big time. We did anal the once after 10 years of marriage.
She doesn"t like her juices, my juices, urine, feces, any of it.
Part of it is her being a nurse. She just over analyzes that stuff.
Honestly that kind of makes it worse IMO.. it"s sad that she is about to be a new mom and catching a bf is on her to do list. Also, she might be so desperate to not do this alone (no judgement, I would be, too) that she may sort of fudge some feelings for you which will obviously only cause problems.Grumpus said:This chic isn"t a single mom yet btw, shes got like 2 months left if that makes a difference.
Yeah i"m doing this. In the meantime it"s an interesting case study.Drinsic said:Or just stay the fuck away like we"ve all been saying.
She does babies (really small ones in the NICU, she is an NNP) cause she doesn"t like fluids so much, also now with her masters her role is more overseeing than anything else. She still does complicated IV"s etc but she isn"t changing poopy diapers or anything.Kuriin said:She"s a nurse and she doesn"t like juices? What the hell? lol. Doesn"t she know urine is about 99% sterile? ;p Just don"t get that. She probably gets shit on all day, lol.
Awww, now I feel bad for negging you the other day for your trolling and whiteknighting.Tyen said:Antarius is totally right.
Get her super horny and take a shower together. Make sure you drink a ton of your favorite Kool-Aid, or whatever beverage you prefer. While you two are getting all into it visualize whatever makes your boy flaccid enough to tinkle and dribble down her leg. Make sure the shower is hot enough so that she doesn"t notice the temperature difference.a_skeleton_03 said:She is into cleanliness. Big time. We did anal the once after 10 years of marriage.
She doesn"t like her juices, my juices, urine, feces, any of it.
Part of it is her being a nurse. She just over analyzes that stuff.
LOL .... Hard to believe this post comes the same guy that was thinking about White Knighting a Prego Girl ...Grumpus said:Get her super horny and take a shower together. Make sure you drink a ton of your favorite Kool-Aid, or whatever beverage you prefer. While you two are getting all into it visualize whatever makes your boy flaccid enough to tinkle and dribble down her leg. Make sure the shower is hot enough so that she doesn"t notice the temperature difference.
Do this once a week for a a month then tell her in passing "Oh, btw, I have been pissing on you every time we fuck in the shower and you didn"t even notice"
Once she realizes its not going to kill her she might ease up.
It"s kind of true. I"ve done it before to friends of mine and now they let me piss all over them in the shower.Oblio said:LOL .... Hard to believe this post comes the same guy that was thinking about White Knighting a Prego Girl ...
Ravv, stay away from this dude. He"ll totes smear a little scat on your sandwiches for a week and then tell you about it, then want to bust out the cameras, plastic dropcloth and flood lights for professional porno-quality cleveland steamer time.Kuriin said:It"s kind of true. I"ve done it before to friends of mine and now they let me piss all over them in the shower.
Bro, I ain"t into shit. Sorry. I might fuck ass, but, I expect that shit to be clean before I eat it and fuck it.001001102 said:Ravv, stay away from this dude. He"ll totes smear a little scat on your sandwiches for a week and then tell you about it, then want to bust out the cameras, plastic dropcloth and flood lights for professional porno-quality cleveland steamer time.