Girls who broke your heart thread

Just assume that her knees are too sharp, she"s fat, she needs to eat a sammich, and she is Shelly.

No.

You raise a valid point.

I didn"t make those. I bought them. I just painted them.

Although I did make a Masamune in High School. So you may have a point.

I"m back to say I"m kinda retiring again. No more Korea. Off to seasia for a few months then home. Internet options are pretty limited and it"d kinda be silly to spend much time on foh while I"m here. I did hook up with some aussie chick last night who kept acting nervous and shit and saying she had to go but really wanted me to reassure her. I did but she kept saying she had to go so finally I said,"ok go then," and she says "why won"t you understand me." lol. She eventually left bc i just ignored her and got ready for bed Is that even a story? Fuck. Oh well there"s some other chick I"m meeting for a few days. I shall find other adventurous traveling girls.

So anyway peace out my American Inventors. See you in a few months? Jabber long ago took over the reins of Korea conquerer anyway. Carry on good sir, and always wear a rubber bc So many Korean girls that fuck foreigners have diseases

Avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan

Sup Dabamf, how you doin"?

Evernothing said:

I didn"t make those. I bought them. I just painted them.

Although I did make a Masamune in High School. So you may have a point.

For the lulz here is an ex:

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Wow that chick is almost as skinny as I am...

Her knees are too sharp, she"s fat, she needs to eat a sammich, but she"s not quite Shelly.

There can be only one.... Shelly. Thank god for small miracles.

That"s fucking nasty yu can see her ribs

I don"t know where it begins or ends.

Evernothing said:

I didn"t make those. I bought them. I just painted them.

Although I did make a Masamune in High School. So you may have a point.

For the lulz here is an ex:

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Small tits for the win. Well,nicesmall tits for the win. When she"s 45, they"ll still look 18.