Finally saw this, and I have to say I'm fairly disappointed. I was prepared for it to not have a lot of monsters in it, and for the human element to be pretty dumb, so that stuff didn't bother me too much. I mean, Kick-Ass guy was pretty lame and worthless, and Elizabeth Olsen and their kid could have been cut out of the movie entirely and it wouldn't have made a lick of difference, but I realize there have to be some people that we're supposed to connect with a little bit. I didn't, not even a little (after Bryan Cranston that is), but still, I get it.
But I was totally let down by the fact that when the monsters were finally on screen, it wasn't what I needed at all. Come up with all the excuses about "this is like an old-school Godzilla movie" you want, but go back and watch one of them and then tell me this isn't missing the most important element that all those have. When Godzilla finally shows up at the end of a movie, they fucking brawl, and it goes on for awhile. They don't cut away and let us only see glimpses of the battle on TV, he fights, he gets the shit kicked out of him for awhile (always, that's literally like a rule of Godzilla movies I think), he rallies like Hulk Hogan, and then he takes care of business.
For a movie with hardly any fight scenes at all, when they finally happened they were way too short. Yeah, the finishing move was awesome (both of them I guess), and there were certainly some cool scenes and elements, but lumped together there was what, maybe 5 minutes of actual fighting? That's nowhere near enough if your human element sucks fucking balls and no one gives a shit about anything except those fight scenes.
Godzilla himself was awesome. The MUTOs were pretty cool. When they did fight, again it was pretty cool. But I didn't need a two hour movie for *maybe* 10 minutes of action total. There needed to be a good 30 minutes or so of brutal fight scenes for me to not care that the rest of the movie was pretty bland. They could have split those fight scenes up throughout the movie even, it didn't have to be end-loaded.
Oh, and I laughed out loud when they were checking the nuclear waste storage. Are you fucking serious? That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Who thought that was a great, suspenseful scene when they wrote it?