GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings
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Chukzombi
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Backstory, context, logic, these things are not needed in Hollywood Fag Jew Writers. The most important thing from someone like Screamfeeder is can we shoehorn some love interest and splosions. Fuck its how Michael Bay made a career.
The sad part is a little backstory for Enron would of gone a long way to making his character meaningful. As it stands I couldn't care less about him or his 1,000 ships or the Ironborn. One of the biggest problems is that for the last 800,000 years the Iron born where nothing more than some trash fags on the sea. They are losers their kingdom is for losers they are the panhandlers of Westeros. Now we are meant to believe they are an unstoppable force to be dealt with? We all know they are a non player and Enron will die between now and the end and the Iron Born will get their shit pushed in again as always and go back to their mudhut shit hold land with their tails between their legs. All the shit about the Warlocks and stuff, and him being a sadistic cunt in his childhood I think someone mentioned as well as some of his conquests would all have been useful, but nope Enron shows up kills the king is now the king lets build 1000 ships so I can fuck a queen whichever is available follow me boys stealthships boom.
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Oldbased
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1000 ships is just grandstanding hyperbole. What do you want him to say, "built me a fleet of 212 ships give or take a few dozen depending on how much wood we can pillage and how many men we can find to crew them! YAARRG!"
Ships that teleport are a different problem. But everyone is teleporting nowadays.
Ships that teleport are a different problem. But everyone is teleporting nowadays.
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Gravel
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You're missing the fact that she's dressed like Darth Vadar. So obviously she's evil.
Also, you call her blowing up the Sept killing "innocents" but that's a bunch of people that jailed and starved her, shamed her, and were trying to brainwash her son and take over the kingdom.
They weren't exactly sympathetic. It's just like the sand bitches. I don't know if we were supposed to feel pity for them, but if so the writers are hacks.
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Jaime has been pathetic since he lost his hand. Can't fight, replaced by Frankenmountain as a King's guard, goes to rescue his daughter only to fail miserably, and the list goes on. He finally gets a shot to redeem his manhood (even if it means getting roasted) and even that gets taken from him. Dying that useless pathetic way (drowning) is actually fitting for him.
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Merrith
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Actually seemed to be fighting fairly competently against Dothraki. Granted Dickon helped him out, but he didn't seem over-matched with his left like he did in earlier seasons after losing his right hand.
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Yeah I was going to say, he was ultra plot armored up this last episode- fighting like "no prob bob" slaying seasoned fighters like they r nubs.
They did show the drothaki as outstanding horseback fighters staying on their mounts when others would have gotten themselves killed or at least knocked off.
Merrith
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Well as far as the regular fighting, I don't consider that plot armor. He is Jaime Lannister and if he's finally gotten good with his left, you'd expect him to mow through regular Dothraki, despite what dude on the hill says about Tyrion's people not being able to fight.
I can see all the stuff with the dragon and surviving being considered plot armor, though.
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I swear that guy who said your people can't fight was wearing brown face. His face just looked weird.
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DickTrickle
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I've felt this way too. Something is off in the look. I swear it feels like all their hair is just too well done. Such clean lines and crisp shaves. It's like they're either a bunch of Hollywood hipsters or they're wearing fake beards.
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Been that way for ages. We all remember Khal Drogo but who remembers Khal ... Khal... Khal Whocareshesnotgonnaworkhereanyways.
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Oldbased
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It is a goddamn tragedy that a man who spends his life in the sandy sun still doesn't have a proper tan when you buy the generic brand.Been that way for ages. We all remember Khal Drogo but who remembers Khal ... Khal... Khal Whocareshesnotgonnaworkhereanyways.
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That Khal Moro guy... I'm pretty sure they did give him a fake beard. I googled the guy (Joe Naufahu beard) and even in his most grown beard pics it doesn't look like that, at least the mustache part. That's a forgery!
Oldbased
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I wouldn't doubt it. Even Jon Snow wore a wig in season 1 until his hair grew long enough.
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damnit I came here to post the name brand vs great value pic!
since I had the link copied and everything, you all get it again
since I had the link copied and everything, you all get it again
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