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Chukzombi

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Gavinrad_sl said:
At no point was Jaqen ever shown to be a skilled fighter.
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does skilled assassin sound better? i will assume that being an excellent assassin comprises of more than the just ability to sneak up on people to stab them in the back. i mean if you try to do the old sneak stabby thing and the target turns around real fast with a dagger in his hand does that mean you just die? yeah, no. even assassins with fake faces do need to be proficient at fighting. especially one who wants to join up with boltons army and also terrified his 2 KL prison mates who are terrifying in their own right.
 
Sutekh

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Man I can't wait until they get to the point in the show when Ghost has puppies from Rhaegal.

EDIT: SHIT FORGOT THIS WASNT THE BOOK THREAD SORRY
 
cabbitcabbit

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Except that faceless men don't normally use the old "stab in the back" assassin technique. They do weird shit like pushing people down stairs, poisonous insects, and getting dogs to rip throats out
 
Sutekh

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Except when they break their necks or slit their throats or use poison darts and shit.
 
Gavinmad

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Maester Chuk_sl said:
does skilled assassin sound better? i will assume that being an excellent assassin comprises of more than the just ability to sneak up on people to stab them in the back. i mean if you try to do the old sneak stabby thing and the target turns around real fast with a dagger in his hand does that mean you just die? yeah, no. even assassins with fake faces do need to be proficient at fighting. especially one who wants to join up with boltons army and also terrified his 2 KL prison mates who are terrifying in their own right.
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None of this makes much sense.
 
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There was a discussion vid from the red wedding posted, i cant find it to see if they did another for the final episode- it was amuseing.. had like 2 dudes, a dude that read the book and a chick just kinda chatting etc... and speaking of that.... WHO DIDNT CATCH ON TO THAT THE OPENING SHOWED WHERE WE WHERE GOING THAT EPISODE lol... and they have been lazy in that imo in s2 and 3...and the people on that video are like "and winterfell is smoking now during the intro! it was a foreshadowing" umm... its been smoeking since it was sacked like forever ago...

all that said, they where amusing...anyone able to toss me a link to it?
 
Chukzombi

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Gavinrad_sl said:
None of this makes much sense.
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http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Biter
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Rorge
these 2 crazy motherfuckers were terrified of Jaqen.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jaqen_H%27ghar
why? because they were scared he might throw them down a flight of stairs or shoot them with a poisoned dart? or that he may change his face and stab them in the back?
no its because jaqen along with being a skilled assassin is also likely a equally proficient swordsman/fighter. like syrio. im not saying 100% jaqen is syrio, but there are enough clues that its likely the case
 
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Or, the more likely scenario, Jaqen used his Merman telepathy and basically instilled a fish-like fear into Biter and Rorge.
 
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WTB side prequel novella "The Adventures of Syrio Forel - First Sword of Braavos".
 
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McCheese_sl said:
WTB side prequel novella "The Adventures of Syrio Forel - First Sword of Braavos".
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It involves a lot of fucking. Some horrible drunken mistakes like laughing off a prophecy of dying with only a wooden sword in his hand... while teaching a girl to fight. Nothing could be more implausible or insulting for the First Sword. After a misunderstanding with several goats and the daughter of Ferrego Antaryon, he takes up an offer from some white guy named Eddard Stark to teach his daughter to "dance", which he naturally assumed it was a Westerosi euphemism for "fucking". Syrio assumed it was an ugly daughter who needed to be taught how to please a man. After initial awkwardness between Ned and Syrio, he began his stay in King's Landing.

Something like that.
 
cabbitcabbit

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Jait_sl said:
It involves a lot of fucking. Some horrible drunken mistakes like laughing off a prophecy of dying with only a wooden sword in his hand... while teaching a girl to fight. Nothing could be more implausible or insulting for the First Sword. After a misunderstanding with several goats and the daughter of Ferrego Antaryon, he takes up an offer from some white guy named Eddard Stark to teach his daughter to "dance", which he naturally assumed it was a Westerosi euphemism for "fucking". Syrio assumed it was an ugly daughter who needed to be taught how to please a man. After initial awkwardness between Ned and Syrio, he began his stay in King's Landing.

Something like that.
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Jait, you've done it again!
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There is literally no evidence that Jaqen=Syrio other than them both liking Arya and both of them having been in Braavos at some point. Maybe Samwell Tarly is Syrio.

It could well happen but speculating about it with so little evidence is dumb, even Mermen has quite a bit of evidence if you interpret it that way.
 
Chukzombi

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Ok then why wasnt syrio's head riding a pike along with the nanny and ned? Dude is alive and if he isnt jaqen then hes somewhere else.
 
Gavinmad

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Cause he wasn't actually part of the Stark household? He was up against an armed and armored member of the kings guard, he was unarmored and had a broken wooden training sword. Dude is dead.
 
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Maester Chuk_sl said:
Ok then why wasnt syrio's head riding a pike along with the nanny and ned? Dude is alive and if he isnt jaqen then hes somewhere else.
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Because he's just some shithead retainer as far as they're concerned? The septa was a pretty high level servant not just a random hireling.
 
Chukzombi

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how would joffrey know he wasnt important? The way he fought and presumably died to protect arya suggests he was more than some hireling. Sorry guys, youll have to come up with better reasons why syrio is dead.
 
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Maester Chuk_sl said:
how would joffrey know he wasnt important? The way he fought and presumably died to protect arya suggests he was more than some hireling. Sorry guys, youll have to come up with better reasons why syrio is dead.
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because you think he is and you're always wrong
 
iannis

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OH GOD PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK. THE THREAD TITLE IS WRONG PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK. OH GOD WHY MUST YOU CHANGE THINGS PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK.

PUT IT BACK. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

PUT IT BACK.
 
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