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Needless

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Yeah...if you think riding a pig is okay in Hollywood, I'm curious how far your head is up your ass. The OC Fair was forced to stop putting anything on the backs of their pigs during races years ago. FFS we have legislation in Ca to free the god damned Orcas because of a movie. No one cares if dogs maul kids, we must save the god damned whales in captivity because movies told us to.

Seriously, they're not going to let anyone ride a pig in Hollywood.
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My wife asked if Joffrey was going to die about 3 minutes before it happened. I just tell her everyone is going to die at some point.

I thought Joffrey dying was a pretty significant event but I guess it wasn't nearly as unexpected as Robb and Cat because no one seems to give a fuck about this.
Pretty safe to reply to anything like that with a simple "valar morghulis" lol
 

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I think I read they changed the joust because "some things are just impossible to do." More or less..

The theories in the non-spoiler thread are pretty hilarious. They seem to be focused on the pie and even some are considering the close-up of the pie to show that it was indeed the pie. Some guy said that white powder flew out of the pie when he cut it and that might be poison. They also said the cup was too far away from old hag to be poisoned with anything.

I love it.
 

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yeah the tinfoil hat theories are great, i find it even better when one thinks they're onto something.. the others are like OMG SPOILER!?! and start to get angry lol
tin foil theories are okay until one potentially is correct, then they're kicked out of the kingdom!
 

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While Joffrey is cutting the pie, he hands his cup to Margary and she sets it down in front of Olenna. The next time we see the cup Tyrion picks it up from in front of Olenna and hands it to Joff, he drinks, and tips over. It isn't shown but I think the best bet is that Olenna slipped it into his cup while he was cutting the pie.
I kind of wish that was shown in the background during the pie cut in a subtle way nobody would see until they replayed it (kind of like the jewel snatch). I also think there's a chance Margery did the actual poisoning since Olenna was shown as fairly far away from the cup at all times. It'd be a massive risk for her to get near the cup with that many people watching.
 

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yeah the tinfoil hat theories are great, i find it even better when one thinks they're onto something.. the others are like OMG SPOILER!?! and start to get angry lol
tin foil theories are okay until one potentially is correct, then they're kicked out of the kingdom!
Someone is going to inevitably show a gif of Olenna snatching the jewel. Most people think she did it anyway because of the smug look she gave right before it happened. I don't remember in the book when they say what poisoned him exactly, but it'll come up for sure during Tyrion's trial.
 

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I think Petyr might explain it after they flee king's landing to Sansa? I honestly can't remember either. either way it'll definitely come up as you said
 

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Oh another thing that cracked me up was Olenna clowning Mace Tyrell who in terms of power was equal to Eddard Stark, Tywin Lannister etc. I imagine show only viewers don't really know who he is, but her embarrassing him is hilarious. It's cool seeing all these characters in the show again since I encounter them all the time in (Game of Thrones) A Clash of Kings (1.2 released 8th of April)(I'm currently one of the lords under Stannis and have almost completely wiped out the Tyrells.)

Who did Stannis burn in the last episode? Was it Imry Florent who in the books died in Blackwater?
 

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yeah the tinfoil hat theories are great, i find it even better when one thinks they're onto something.. the others are like OMG SPOILER!?! and start to get angry lol
tin foil theories are okay until one potentially is correct, then they're kicked out of the kingdom!
Yeah but you essentially told them in that thread that they only zoomed in on the pie because of him cutting it with his crazy sword. But you're in here! YOU KNOW
 

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Yeah but you essentially told them in that thread that they only zoomed in on the pie because of him cutting it with his crazy sword. But you're in here! YOU KNOW
Yeah what the fuck Needless, keep out of that thread if you can't control yourself. It's obviously a minor thing and you didn't really spoil anything, but telling show-only people that a scene was unimportant is pretty douchy.
 

Needless

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Yeah what the fuck Needless, keep out of that thread if you can't control yourself. It's obviously a minor thing and you didn't really spoil anything, but telling show-only people that a scene was unimportant is pretty douchy.
Bro, i said from what i got out of it, it was to show that by some fluke chance when he chopped the pie it got one of the birds that flew out. I edited the post to clarify that =p
You bitches.
 

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it aired, that means it's not a spoiler, right?

I can't remember from the book, was it ever confirmed that Gmaw did it (or was it just rumored and now it's confirmed since GRRM wrote this episode)?
 

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If you hit a bucket of birds with a sharp metal bat and one of them happens to get chopped in half is it really a fluke?

Or is it just not giving a shit?
 

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it aired, that means it's not a spoiler, right?

I can't remember from the book, was it ever confirmed that Gmaw did it (or was it just rumored and now it's confirmed since GRRM wrote this episode)?
Nah it was confirmed that Littlefinger and the grandma were in on it, wasn't the gem from the grandma's hairnet in the book?
 

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Bro, i said from what i got out of it, it was to show that by some fluke chance when he chopped the pie it got one of the birds that flew out. I edited the post to clarify that =p
You bitches.
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