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The only thing I didn't like about the dwarf duel was we didn't see Tyrion's midget love interest
... who the fuck is Simon?Not crazy at all. Theon has been conditioned. That's what Simon was telling his father, and when his father decided to be a dick about it that's what Simon showed him instead. That's kinda the entire point. Simon is very good at prisoner management and interrogation and because of it was privy to information that his father did not have and probably would not have even thought to ask. He turned a worthless hostage into a thrall and an asset. It's like an extreme dickless stockholm syndrome!
That's why the father is even willing to "reevaluate" his bastard status. Son got skillz.
+1 Well done.he just misspelled fags
The whole reason Tyrion has to choke a bitch is BECAUSE she is fucking his father, he would have likely just have been really pissed off at her for what she did at his trial, but fucking his father is what made him snap and wonder where whores go...Fucking his sons whore with his own dick seems like something entirely beneath Tywins dignity. Tywin seems like the kind of guy that would give her to his favorite guards as a reward and then throw a few nickles at her afterwards. Not that he's too dignified to fuck a whore. Just that he's got too much respect for himself to fuck THAT whore. And whatever pillowtalk game she runs on Tyrion... Twyin ain't got no time or interest for that shit.
In short, she charges more than she's worth. And Tywin has made an entire life out of knowing exactly what everything is worth.
I don't see how a Tywin fucks Shae subplot is worth anymore more than a cringe or an eyeroll.
Yeah. I'm guessing it was the Pie as well. They did that really uncomfortable zoom shot of the dead birds at one point.Seems to me it was either the Tyrells or that foreign dude that hates the Lannisters. Also, I would guess that it was the pie, not the wine, based on Douchefrey's discomfort right after taking a few bites.
She has good luck getting married, but bad luck getting fucked afterward to make the marriage legit. Which seems like such a crime considering she is one of the hottest bitches on the show.Margaery Tyrell is having a hard time getting married.
She has good luck getting married, but bad luck getting fucked afterward to make the marriage legit. Which seems like such a crime considering she is one of the hottest bitches on the show.