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Tuco

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How does a camp of 100 badass wildlings make a fire and tell bear sex jokes all night right by castle black without the nights watch noticing? Why doesn't Gille tell everyone about the 100 badass wildlings that are next to castle black?

Honestly it doesn't much matter. The wildlings were there primarily to goad the crows out to attack them, so they could probably camp out in line of sight of the nights watch and it wouldn't matter.
 

Tuco

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Wasn't Stannis's whole strategy to quickly storm through the Mud Gate while the army was engaged elsewhere? And it would have worked quite well if a) Tyrion wasn't left in charge to recognize the weakness there b) Tyrion didn't have possession of the green fire shit which Stannis couldn't have forseen and c) the Tyrell's didn't surprisingly join with the Lannisters and arrive in time to repel the last of Stannis's forces?
Yes yes and yes. Stannis did everything right except anticipate Tyrion's plan.
 

Needless

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If I ever had my head slammed into an anvil I am pretty sure I would die
This kind of bugged me too, the impact they showed should have made him at the very least break his nose or some teeth-not just get up and be like "s'all good. Oh sup Ygritte, how you doin gurrrl?"
but whatevs.
 

Noodleface

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I posted that picture on facebook and a show-watcher yelled at me for spoilers. But... how could you know without knowing?
 

Mist

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Cat probably dropped Jon on the head quite a few times out of spite when he was a baby, so he's got a thick skull. It would explain A LOT.
 

Tuco

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I posted that picture on facebook and a show-watcher yelled at me for spoilers. But... how could you know without knowing?
I wouldn't want it posted in the non spoiler thread, but I'd still love to see what people would think would happen if they knew for certain revenge was going down next episode.

"Oh man sir friend zone is goign to kill Dany for blue balling him!"
"I guess Tyrion is toast, Cersei and all the dumbasses in kings landing are getting their revenge on Tyrion."
"Looks like Jon is going to kill Mance Rayder for killing Pyp!"
"Arya Stark is going to cross a name off her list, I know it."
"Sansa is going to get revenge on Petyr by raping HIM".
 

The Ancient_sl

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Shouldn't he have united them, and just been like "Yo let us through, there is a giant ass army of white walkers behind us- we just want to live!" but I guess the wall has been messing with wildlings so long they just want to kill them and done really care... most of them, sans the crazy ones- are just people wanting to live free... but well that leads to the crazy ones :p
I think the way the wildlings who did cross the wall behaved(and have behaved for hundreds of years) is evidence enough why the Night's Watch would never just let them through.
 

Tuco

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From the nonspoiler thread:
I also think Mance is between a rock and a cold place (lulz....arhhhh) anywho- isn't there a huge white walker army...somewhere? maybe that is why he set that giant fire to hold the white walker army off that is behind him- while he gets through the gate.

Shouldn't he have united them, and just been like "Yo let us through, there is a giant ass army of white walkers behind us- we just want to live!" but I guess the wall has been messing with wildlings so long they just want to kill them and done really care... most of them, sans the crazy ones- are just people wanting to live free... but well that leads to the crazy ones :p
I think the way the wildlings who did cross the wall behaved(and have behaved for hundreds of years) is evidence enough why the Night's Watch would never just let them through.
Hah!
 

Chris

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I'm on Team Stannis, but he is dead at the start of Winds of Winter. You can't hype up WINTER IS COMING for 5 books then not have it kill high profile characters.

Manderly will kill the Freys, join up with Stannis then they will kill the Boltons then Winter will kill them. Theon I'm guessing will escape. Melisandre saw Stannis on a throne in his visions, it'll be Stannis frozen to one.
 

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I wouldn't want it posted in the non spoiler thread, but I'd still love to see what people would think would happen if they knew for certain revenge was going down next episode.

"Oh man sir friend zone is goign to kill Dany for blue balling him!"
"I guess Tyrion is toast, Cersei and all the dumbasses in kings landing are getting their revenge on Tyrion."
"Looks like Jon is going to kill Mance Rayder for killing Pyp!"
"Arya Stark is going to cross a name off her list, I know it."
"Sansa is going to get revenge on Petyr by raping HIM".
You forgot:

"I haven't read the books or anything but I bet that has something to do with Catelyn. It totally makes sense that she'd have a stoneheart, and wasn't she in the same area as that guy who resses people? Just a guess, I haven't read the books. Oh yeah, did I mention that I haven't read the books?"
 

Needless

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You forgot:

"I haven't read the books or anything but I bet that has something to do with Catelyn. It totally makes sense that she'd have a stoneheart, and wasn't she in the same area as that guy who resses people? Just a guess, I haven't read the books. Oh yeah, did I mention that I haven't read the books?"
"I haven't read the books, but according to the ASOIAF Wiki page.........."

You would literally have to know what that poster represents in order to classify it as a spoiler. One could say its a spoiler because they don't actually know, but it MUST have an implication of a spoiler. However, thats just retarded to downright say OMG SPOILER on something that isn't actually spoiling shit unless you know what it represents.
 

Falstaff

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I'm on Team Stannis, but he is dead at the start of Winds of Winter. You can't hype up WINTER IS COMING for 5 books then not have it kill high profile characters.

Manderly will kill the Freys, join up with Stannis then they will kill the Boltons then Winter will kill them. Theon I'm guessing will escape. Melisandre saw Stannis on a throne in his visions, it'll be Stannis frozen to one.
The high profile character killed by the Winter is Jon.
 

Falstaff

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"I haven't read the books, but according to the ASOIAF Wiki page.........."

You would literally have to know what that poster represents in order to classify it as a spoiler. One could say its a spoiler because they don't actually know, but it MUST have an implication of a spoiler. However, thats just retarded to downright say OMG SPOILER on something that isn't actually spoiling shit unless you know what it represents.
We were just talking about this in Janitor forum... people report posts in the non-spoiler thread because someone mentions the word "book" in the post.

The best is when people report a legit spoiler and Tarrant gets it fucking spoiled for him because he refuses to read the books even though we have been telling him to forever... I think he is finally listening to the audio books now.
 

Grimmlokk

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Soooo, where are all the dipshits who have spent the last month and especially this week telling us how they could never possibly fit in a 3 minute scene of Lady Stoneheart? Those super-confident Nostradamus fuckwits I was just talking about yesterday who speak in absolutes?

Yeah, eat a butt=P





Man am I gonna look stupid if that poster is a big misdirection.
 

opiate82

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What I really am hoping is Tyrion kills Tywin, credits roll, then after credits we get the Lady Stoneheart bonus scene.