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khalid

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Freed the slaves of Yunkai and Meereen. Essentially broke the back of the slave trade of the entire world, which is why they have mobilized virtually all the armies of the eastern world to destroy her. She is almost a mythical hero to the huge slave populations of that side of the world, the one ex-slave of Volantis who said something on the lines that the slaves of Volantis pray for her to come their way.

She also rode on a fucking dragon.
 

Grimmlokk

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I think the obvious takeaway here is that Tuco loves slavery.

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Chukzombi

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Khalid she spent more time oogling over her sex partners and what her betrayal dream means more than she could give a shit about anything else. She even chucked her precious dragons into a dungeon. Yeah its awesome that they escape and dany just says fuck it and takes off, but you had to wait til the end for it to finally get good
 

Chris

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Talk about timing. Tarrant made a 'like father like son' prediction in the no spoiler thread. Izo thought he was nostradouching or whatever and reported his post. Tarrant has never read spoilers or the books so the report he got in his email totally ruined it for him and now he's all depressed and shit. chris gave him a neg in his profile so anyone who sees the neg and reads the post will get spoiled.

What should I do? infract chris for negging Tarrant unjustly? Infract Izo for accidentally spoilering Tarrant? In this case I'm going to let it go but if someone brings up Tarrant's neg or anythign in the no spoiler thread it's a spoiler.
Sorry Tuco, after seeing here that people were masking spoilers as accurate predictions I negged a couple of them. Perhaps not a wise choice in hindsight as it could hit innocent correct guesses. The guy PMed me and I ignored him just incase as yeah addressing it in anyway will confirm the spoiler. At least he didn't have Kegkilla PM him "CATELYN AND ROBB DIE" like I got!

I blame the people in this thread bringing it up
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Saw this today. Uhh.http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0...ercollins15-21

Is this just the original split into two books? Or newly written content?
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I have these. The European Paperbacks for a few of the books (Storm of Swords and Dance with Dragons for sure) are split into two books to... er... make them shorter and fit into an actual book or something. Same Content.
 

khalid

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Every city Danny has left in her wake is in utter chaos...
By "every city" you mean the one city of Astapor, which was so great to live in before she took it over right? Yunkai is still perfectly fine as a slave city without any of their old slaves (though I have a feeling they won't remain left alone for long). The tension in Meereen is between the slavers and her freedmen from Yunkai, Astapor and the ex-slave Meereen.

So yeah, its tough in Slaver's Bay right now, but the only people that for sure have it noticeably much worse off than before are the ex-slavers and the slaves in Astapor that didn't follow her. It was definitely a mistake to not do more to ensure her rule remained strong in Astapor, but the slavers in Astapor deserved all they got.

Also,confirmed Tuco is pro-slavery.
 

Chrisd_sl

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Dany has no right to anything by her own ruling, just a hypocrite prepared to let thousands die in her lust for power. And she's a shit ruler who leaves destruction in her wake. And Emilia Clarke can't act for shit. Tits are the only thing going for the character.

A rich woman came, whose husband and sons had died defending the city walls. During the sack she had fled to her brother in fear. When she returned, she found her house had been turned into a brothel. The whores had bedecked themselves in her jewels and clothes. She wanted her house back, and her jewels. "They can keep the clothes," she allowed. Dany granted her the jewels but ruled the house was lost when she abandoned it.
 

Sutekh

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Dany has no right to anything by her own ruling, just a hypocrite prepared to let thousands die in her lust for power. And she's a shit ruler who leaves destruction in her wake. And Emilia Clarke can't act for shit. Tits are the only thing going for the character.
that's a lot of hate.

It couldn't possibly be that George R.R. Martin purposely portrayed her in a negative light after building her up on high standards. Especially not with two books left in the series.
 

Chrisd_sl

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No, it's because she's a shit ruler who doesn't believe in her own claim and in the show portrayed by a shit actress. There was no build up, she just kept getting bailed out of situations where other characters would have just died well earned deaths.
 

Sutekh

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Yes I couldn't imagine why the writer would make people come to her aid when she was in trouble. It couldn't be because multiple people actually feel like she does have a claim to throne since she's last surviving first generation member of the previous ruling family or anything (ps that means she does have a claim). For all anyone knows she's the last Targaryen alive. Also you're probably the only person in the world to claim the actress is awful and the character is awful.

She was a great character up until book 5 when GRRM made her character do a complete 180 of what she was. Who knows what he has planned for the future books.
 

Chrisd_sl

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Plot armour has saved her from her moronic decisions, including but not limited to walking into a fire, walking into a warlock death trap, taking wine from an assassin in the street and hanging out with people that have a contagious fatal disease. It's Dany you need to convince of her claim to the throne, because when approaching her own claim impartially she clearly doesn't agree with it, as per her ruling. And she's a shit actress, it's all over the net.
 

Lemmiwinks_sl

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While you queers are busy nitpicking dumb shit, George RR Martin has indeed been working on TWoW, as he's read quite a few different chapters during various cons and whatnot. Here's a page that has some summaries of chapters drawn up, and some word for word of TWoW material:

Summaries of TWoW so far:


Also, Barristan chapters. These were read at a con somewhere so there's no exact words, just chapter summaries. Still, theyre pretty awesome. Book is shaping up to be another ASoS.

Barristan 1:
The chapter begins with a gory description of the bodies of plague victims being thrown into the city by the trebuchets. Only the northern districts across the river are far enough away to avoid being hit.
Barristan rides into the large market by the western gate wearing his new Queensguard armor and riding the silver horse that Drogo gave to Dany. He feels that this is presumptuous, but thinks that even while the queen is missing it is important to have some symbol of her around to improve morale. Three of his lads ride with him: Tumco Lho, Larraq, and the Red Lamb.
In the marketplace (featuring landmarks like the statue of the chainmaker and the spire of skulls), at the "hour of the wolf," the main forces that will participate in the attack gather. There are five thousand unsullied, the Storm Crows, a ragged band of about twenty dothraki and the pitfighters. The Shavepate's beasts are manning the city walls in place of the unsullied. They will serve as the city's last line of protection if Barristan's attack fails and Dany has not returned.
The attack will leave from three gates (north, south, and west), but Barristan will lead the charge against the main Yunkai'i forces directly to the west. Barristan thinks that the attack is against all of his instincts, as the basic numbers are against them and success hinges on trusting sellswords -- in particular, trusting the in the Tattered Prince's greed.
He meets with his commanders (including the Widower, Jokin, Grey Worm, and some of the pitfighters). Their plan is to lead with the horse and flank the defending legions, taking out the trebuchets and burning the pavilions. The pitfighters will advance after the horse and focus on intimidation and slaughter. Finally, the unsullied will line up outside the gate, which should be successful if the Yunkai'i don't mount an immediate counterattack.
Barristan reminds the commanders that they must retreat or advance when they hear the Red Lamb blow the horn. The Windower asks what to do if there is no horn blast -- that is, if Barristan and his lads are all dead. Barristan knows that this is likely, as he intends to be first through the lines of the Yunkai'i, so he just says that in that case, the Widower will be second in command. Barristan then remembers that Lord Commander Hightower had once told him to never speak of defeat before a battle, since the gods might be listening.
It will be dawn soon. Someone says "A red dawn," and Barristan thinks "A dragon dawn." Previously, he had prayed to each of the seven for various things, ending with a plea to the stranger for mercy. Though he knows all men must die eventually, Barristan would like to live through the day.
More bodies fall from the sky. Barristan notices Tumco Lho's reaction and sees that the lad fears the pale more more than the foes outside the gates. Barristan then gives a stirring pep talk about how every man fears every battle. At first, the Red Lamb is defiant, saying that doesn't fear death because at that point he'll get to meet the Great Shepherd -- when he plans to break his shepherd's crook in two and castigate the shepherd for creating such a peaceful people in such a violent world.
Barristan continues his lecture, saying that there is "nothing more terrible, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd" than war. Even Barristan admits that he shat his pants in his first battle. He is interrupted by a murmur among the soldiers -- a fire is lit at the harpy on top of one of the pyramids, presumably to signal the men at each gate to begin the attack. The gate opens and Barristan sounds the call to attack.
[At this point, GRRM says there will be a Victarion and Tyrion chapter (perhaps the ones he has already read)

Barristan II:
His gut feels twisted from nervousness as he rides through the gates. He knows that the feeling will go away when time slows down in the chaos of battle. Dany's horse is easily outpacing the lads and the rest of the cavalry; Barristan is pleased because he intends to outrun the Widower and strike the first blow. The Yunkai'i are totally unprepared and Barristan closes in on the Harridan, the largest of the trebuchets. The stormcrows take up the cry, "Daario!" and "Stormcrows, fly!" Barristan thinks that he will never again doubt the valor of sellswords.
There are only thirty yards between the horse and the Yunkai'i legions by the time any defense is mounted. The air fills with arrows. A squire for the stormcrows is killed, and a bolt pierces Barristan's shield. There are three horn blasts and the pitfighters emerge from the gate behind them.
Barristan glances back to see the pitfighters. There are about two hundred of them, but they make enough noise for two thousand. One woman stands out, wearing nothing but greaves, sandals, a chainmail skirt, and a python. Barristan is a bit shocked and, watching her breasts bouncing around, thinks that this day is sure to be her last. The pitfighters are mostly shouting "Loraq!" and "Hizdar!" but some do call out "Danaerys!" Larraq is hit in the chest with an arrow, bringing Barristan's attention forward, but the squire keeps the banners held high and shakes it off.
Barristan has reached the Harridan, but a Ghiscari legion six thousand strong has lined up to protect the huge trebuchet. They are six ranks deep -- the first rank kneels and holds their spears pointing out and up, the second rank stands and holds their spears out at waist height, and and the third rank holds the spears out on their shoulders. The rest have small throwing spears and are ready to step forward when their comrades fall.
Barristan knows that a maester's chain is only as strong as his weakest link, and identifies the companies of the Yunkish lords as the weakest of his immediate foes, certainly weaker than the slave legions. In particular, Barristan targets the Little Pigeon and his herons. The slaves chosen to be herons were freakishly tall before they were put on stilts, and wear pink scales and feathers and steel beaks. But Barristan sees that they will be blind because of the dawn rising over the city, and like to break ranks easily, so Barristan turns away from the legion guarding the trebuchet at the last minute and heads for the herons.
He cuts the head off of one of the herons and his lads join the fray. Dany's horse knocks a heron into three others and they all fall over. In a moment, the herons are scattering and running away, led by the Little Pigeon himself. Unfortunately for the Little Pigeon, he trips over the fringes of his bird armor and gets caught by the Red Lamb. The Little Pigeon begs for mercy, saying that he will fetch a large ransom. The Red Lamb just says "I came for blood, not gold" and knocks in the Little Pigeon's head with his mace, splattering blood all over Barristan and Dany's silver horse.
The unsullied begin marching through the gates, and Barristan sees that the Yunkai'i have missed their chance to effectively launch a counterattack. As he watches more of the slave legions get slaughtered, mostly those who were chained together and could not retreat, he wonders where the sellsword companies like the treacherous Second Sons have gone. The unsullied finish lining up outside the gates, implacable even when one of their own number falls with a crossbow bolt to the neck.
Tumco draws Barristan's attention to the bay, asking "Why are there so many ships?" Barristan remembers that yesterday there were twenty, but now there are thrice that many. His heart sinks when he reasons that the ships from Volantis must have arrived, but then sees that some of the ships are crashing together.
He asks Tumco, whose young eyes can see more clearly, to identify the banners. Tumco says "Squids, big squids. Like in the Basilisk Isles, where sometimes they drag whole ships down." Barristan replies, "Where I'm from, we call them krakens."
Realizing that the Greyjoys have arrived, his first thought is "Has Balon joined with Joffrey, or the Starks?" But he realizes that he's heard that Balon is dead, and wonders if this has something to do with the Balon's son, the boy who was a ward of the Starks. He sees that ironmen are coming ashore, fighting the Yunkish, and says, surprised, "They are on our side!" The sellswords did not come to meet his charge because they were already preoccupied with the ironborn!
Barristan is almost gleeful. "It's like Baelor Breakspear and Prince Maekar, the hammer and the anvil. We have them! We have them!"

Looks to be shaping up nicely to me.If he's read ~5 chapters to the public, I would think he has many more finished. Looks like it wont be another 5 years at this rate. With how all the pieces were set into place in ADwD (Jon Azor Ahai, Dany rediscovering who she ect, KL shit ect.) TWoW looks to be shaping up into an awesome book. All the stuff Ive read about it is nothing but awesome nerd-boner inducing awesomeness.

But one of you will complain about something. Faggot.
 

Sutekh

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I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here, are you mad that GRRM hasn't killed her? Or that he purposely put her in these positions to make a point about her? Other people have survived assassin attacks, other people have survived traps, other people have survived drinking poisoned wine, other people have survived being around people with contagious fatal disease? The only one unique to her situation is the event of the dragons hatching.
 

McCheese

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She was a great character up until book 5 when GRRM made her character do a complete 180 of what she was. Who knows what he has planned for the future books.
Knowing GRRM she'll fall from her flying dragon and die in the middle of the next book. He'll laugh and laugh and his jelly rolls will shake and he'll toot the horn on his steamboat in celebration of trollolololing the entire Internet.
 

Chrisd_sl

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The point is rather simple, she's a moron who makes moronic decisions who has survived through sheer luck in Westeros or plot armour in the real world. GRRM couldn't stop her making moronic decisions without fundamentally changing the character. That is why I and many more dislike her, because she's a moron.
 

Chukzombi

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Sansa has a better head on her shoulders than dany. Those dragons, her asbestos skin and her heritage are the only things special about her. Dumb blondes are a dime a dozen.
 

khalid

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The point is rather simple, she's a moron who makes moronic decisions who has survived through sheer luck in Westeros or plot armour in the real world.
Please enlighten me on the poor decisions she has made. It seems to me she has made a great many good decisions. Her decisions earned her the dragons, her mini-khalasar, her unsullied and the freedmen of Yunkai, as well as the city of Meereen. Even staying in Meereen and marrying Hiz were good decisions that kept her people alive. Her decisions kept Meereen together and safe until the armies outside her walls rotted away. Certainly she has made plenty of mistakes along the way also, but everyone has in this series.

You saying all that is plot armor, well might as well say Tyrion is a moronic person that only survives by his plot armor. Look at all the stupid shit he has managed to survive. Or Jon Snow, Jaime, Brienne.