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A couple things:

Spaghetti squash is all about the sauce, man. Make a fucking delicious sauce, and she'll think the squash is fucking delicious.

Also, I tried shredding my cooked chicken breast with the paddle attachment in my stand mixer. Worked great. Works for pork, too. Saves time if you're doing a lot. If it's just a little, shred that shit with a fork.
 

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Waht I do for my shredded chicken is I get the bone on chicken breast. Its cheaper and adds flavor. I put 4-5 of them suckers in a pot and just cover them with water. Then I add some chicken bulion, 3 TBS of chili powder, 1TBS of garlic powder, onion, 1tbs cumin, red and green bell pepper and let that shit simmer for like 2 hours. Then when done I set aside to let cool. Also I keep like 2 cups of the broth.

Then I slice up the chicken into chunks, obviously de-boning it as well. But that shit kind of start falling apart anyway. Then I take large skillet and start frying it up with some oil, finely diced onion, garlic, fresh cilantro if you like, and bell pepper along with some salt, and more seasonings like cumin and chili powder. Sautee this until onions become translucent and chicken should be shredded at this time from just stirring it all together. Then I slowly ladle in some of that broth to give the mixture some moisture. This is great for making chicken tacos/burittos or anything Mexican, really. It freezes well too.
I use my fingers mostly. Poach the chicken, once it's cooled a little, I usually cut the breasts in half so can more easily shred. Then just pull it all apart with my fingers.
Thanks for the advice, I think I'm going to modify your recipe mkopec. I cannot eat a Torta unless the meat is shredded, I'll post pics and let you know how it turns out
 

Hekotat

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A couple things:

Spaghetti squash is all about the sauce, man. Make a fucking delicious sauce, and she'll think the squash is fucking delicious.

Also, I tried shredding my cooked chicken breast with the paddle attachment in my stand mixer. Worked great. Works for pork, too. Saves time if you're doing a lot. If it's just a little, shred that shit with a fork.
I just bought one but I'm unsure if it came with that attachment.
 

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lol fucking sous vide.

Hey look, I'm going to cook a steak for longer than it takes to go to the store to buy one, take it home and grill it, eat it, do the dishes, and then take a dump.

Most ridiculous shit ever
Doesn't take that long. But I know you read the thread, so just go back and read the arguments again. There's a purpose to sous vide, and time saver, directly, is not one of them.
 

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Chuck roast was on sale so I picked some up and figured I'd give it a whirl (never cooked it before). I was thinking about a slow cooker recipe but does anyone have any good ones they like to use? Also could use a good pork shoulder rib recipe that doesn't involve barbecue sauce.
 

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I cook it like I cook short ribs. Some beef stock, thyme, garlic, salt, pepper, crushed tomatoes, and worschecsctherehwhxchhshdhsfjklahlj sauce. Cook it for fucking ever in the slow cooker. Enjoy delicious meat at the end.
 

lurkingdirk

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I cook it like I cook short ribs. Some beef stock, thyme, garlic, salt, pepper, crushed tomatoes, and worschecsctherehwhxchhshdhsfjklahlj sauce. Cook it for fucking ever in the slow cooker. Enjoy delicious meat at the end.
*worschecsctherehwhxchhshdhsfjklarrr
 

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Made some delicious, super simple, pot stickers tonight while snowed in.

3/4 lb ground pork
equal part by volume of napa cabbage finely diced
salt
pepper
2 diced scallions
1 inch piece of ginger grated
high heat oil
chicken stock
~24 wontons

Mix scallions, ginger, napa, pork, salt and pepper in a large bowl. Place ~tbsp of the pork mixture into middle of wonton, wet the edges and fold it up. Heat a thin layer of oil in a large saute pan over med-high heat until just before smoking. Put wontons into saute pan and saute without moving for 4 minutes. They should be hella stuck to the pan. Put about 1/2 cup of chicken stock into pan carefully (it will splatter), quickly cover, and turn heat down to low. Allow pot stickers to steam for about 5 minutes and they should easily come out of pan.

I think next time I will add some heat in the form of chili oil or some diced chilies to the mixture, but these were pretty good with just what we had on hand.
 

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I cook it like I cook short ribs. Some beef stock, thyme, garlic, salt, pepper, crushed tomatoes, and worschecsctherehwhxchhshdhsfjklahlj sauce. Cook it for fucking ever in the slow cooker. Enjoy delicious meat at the end.
Should I flavor inject that biotch?
 

lurkingdirk

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Made some delicious, super simple, pot stickers tonight while snowed in.

3/4 lb ground pork
equal part by volume of napa cabbage finely diced
salt
pepper
2 diced scallions
1 inch piece of ginger grated
high heat oil
chicken stock
~24 wontons

Mix scallions, ginger, napa, pork, salt and pepper in a large bowl. Place ~tbsp of the pork mixture into middle of wonton, wet the edges and fold it up. Heat a thin layer of oil in a large saute pan over med-high heat until just before smoking. Put wontons into saute pan and saute without moving for 4 minutes. They should be hella stuck to the pan. Put about 1/2 cup of chicken stock into pan carefully (it will splatter), quickly cover, and turn heat down to low. Allow pot stickers to steam for about 5 minutes and they should easily come out of pan.

I think next time I will add some heat in the form of chili oil or some diced chilies to the mixture, but these were pretty good with just what we had on hand.
When I make these things I always enjoy heat in them, and usually accomplish it with chili flakes. They should burn a little.
 

Black_Death

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When I make these things I always enjoy heat in them, and usually accomplish it with chili flakes. They should burn a little.
Yep - I completely agree. My 3 year old also really enjoys these and I have to be careful about heat with her (otherwise she says they are too salty - we're still working on developing her palate).
 

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Yep - I completely agree. My 3 year old also really enjoys these and I have to be careful about heat with her (otherwise she says they are too salty - we're still working on developing her palate).
My kids have learned (quickly) to enjoy some heat in food. When we order pizza (rare), they always get out the red pepper flakes to put some heat on it. It doesn't have to be make you sweat hot, but just a little, to get things lively...
 

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My favourite is fuel.

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*screw you I'm a genius.mp3

Also, I'm really into the meal in one bowl kind of soups right now. Authentic ramen, udon and pork, that kind of thing. Does anyone have great recipes for that sort of thing?
 

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@mkopec - I just started simmering the chicken, I didn't have any builon or beef/chicken stock so I did everything but that for the initial setup. I think it will be fine.
 

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Usually, when I poach/shred chicken, I just lightly salt the water. I'm almost always using the chicken in something that's going to get seasoned pretty well anyway.