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Leg of lamb, deboned, stuffed with olive oil, garlic, mint leaves, and goat cheese, well seasoned, rolled together and tied with twine, seasoned on the outside, started in hot (400) oven for 20 minutes, then another hour or so until it gets to 135 in the middle. Pair that with diced potatoes cooked in goose fat, corn on the cob, cabbage salad with peanut dressing, and finish with cr?me br?l?e. Mother's day dinner done right.
Now that's approaching foodie level. Who was complaining about that earlier, McCheese? Frying something in a fat not rendered from another ingredient served is kinda pretentious.
 

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Now that's approaching foodie level. Who was complaining about that earlier, McCheese? Frying something in a fat not rendered from another ingredient served is kinda pretentious.
Bullshit. I get a lot of rendered fat from the Christmas goose every year. It keeps very well in the freezer, good for months. Using that instead of butter is no never mind.
 

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Now that's approaching foodie level. Who was complaining about that earlier, McCheese? Frying something in a fat not rendered from another ingredient served is kinda pretentious.
I use coconut oil as a butter replacement.

I sometimes use refrigerated bacon fat for spinach, broccoli, brussel sprouts, asparagus etc. Also sometimes put it with cabbage. *goose fat sounds pretty baller instead of bacon fat*

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In the strict Muslim tradition, I made pork kabobs tonight. Damn they were good, but they got me thinking about Persian-type kabobs and the skewers that skewer them.

Anyone had any experience making Persian-style kabobs? Any tips on types of skewers?

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got my sous vide today, i did tilapia two ways, korean and lemon herb. i actually put the sauce on it afterwards, since i already had pre-vacuumed frozen tilapia from the store, and just gave both a good sear and drizzled the sauce on for a few mins to build a good crust.

wife loved the korean (just soy sauce and rice vinegar really), lemon herb was good too, just didn't compare to the korean.

gonna try steak tomorrow.

i also tried "artisan bread in 5 minutes" that didn't go so well, bread tasted fine, but just didn't look cool and wasn't fluffy. it was my first time baking bread, i think i'll try a new batch with more yeast this time.

but i'm sold on the sous vide.
 

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I have done that a few times. It's great and about the only way to make really crusty bread at home.
 

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That just seems like a lot of work for what's supposed to be "easy to make" bread.

I've been on a bread making kick (by hand, no bread maker or even mixer) over the last month, and the worst part is waiting for stuff to rise. That takes rising bread to the extreme. So far I've made challah, pizza dough twice, pretzels, and zucchini banana bread. The zucchini banana bread is the exception since it's a batter bread. But with the others, you just proof the yeast for 10 minutes (and you can cut that down to 0 with instant yeast I imagine), dump it in with flour and water, mix, and then let it rise for about an hour. Kneading isn't hard if you're not a child and takes a handful of minutes. Can do a 2nd rise at that point or just start baking it. So essentially I trade in 20 hours of rising for 5 minutes of kneading.
 

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I've made bread by kneading several times as well and that recipe above came out better. I have no idea how it's "a lot of work". Letting something sit there is almost no work.
 

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In the strict Muslim tradition, I made pork kabobs tonight. Damn they were good, but they got me thinking about Persian-type kabobs and the skewers that skewer them.

Anyone had any experience making Persian-style kabobs? Any tips on types of skewers?

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Why would I want to put KNIVES in my mouth!?

Give asparagus skewers a go some time. If you can find bigger bundles.
 

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I've made bread by kneading several times as well and that recipe above came out better. I have no idea how it's "a lot of work". Letting something sit there is almost no work.
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Jumping into water with a knife in your teeth is documented to be one of the most manly things that you can do and usually only action heros can pull it off.

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Yeah, I saw that yesterday as well. Pretty cool. I hope he keeps making more.
 

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So what's the difference between melting the cheese on the spatula and melting in the bread?

I like Alton, but the amount of foil he uses has always bothered me.
 

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So what's the difference between melting the cheese on the spatula and melting in the bread?

I like Alton, but the amount of foil he uses has always bothered me.
Tons of reasons, if I had to choose, I'd say it's because the cheese likely needed less/more time than the bread needed to crisp. Also, the cheese he chose separated from the fat making it super oily, which is noob and also why he attempted an indirect heating method.

Pro pizza grilling tip, put the cheese on 80% of the way through the cooking process so the cheese doesn't breakdown and get all slimy and slide off your pizza.

The fat separation would have made the bread soggy most likely.

What the fuck do I know, I haven't eaten bread in like 5 years.