Gravy's Cooking Thread

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Soygen_sl said:

What is the argument here exactly?

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That the picture of the two steaks posted earlier in the thread is bullshit.

 

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Deathwing_sl said:

No, you probably got it from the dick sucking.


Seriously though, how do you get food poisoning from bacon? It's about the thinnest piece of cooked meat and almost everyone likes it well done. You probably mayo'd up your wife's crack and didn't wash your hands.

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Not only are we all done with mayo crack syndrome, but I always wash my hands immediately. I am pretty against butt play personally.

 

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• Jul 9, 2014

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Did your wife eat the floppy bacon too?

 

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Deathwing_sl said:

No, you probably got it from the dick sucking.


Seriously though, how do you get food poisoning from bacon? It's about the thinnest piece of cooked meat and almost everyone likes it well done. You probably mayo'd up your wife's crack and didn't wash your hands.

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Holy shit dude, calm down.

And I like my bacon a nice "medium rare". So I can totally see if he cross contaminated something before/after with it.

 

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Not sure how that warrants a "calm down".

You're seriously the first person I can remember that likes chewing unrendered fat.

 

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BrutulTM_sl said:

That the picture of the two steaks posted earlier in the thread is bullshit.

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Yeah, it was very "infomercial hyperbole".

 

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Can you even get food poisoning from bacon? It's a slab of fucking salt.

 

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Soygen_sl said:

Can you even get food poisoning from bacon? It's a slab of fucking salt.

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Cross contamination is a horrible thing. But otherwise it's really hard.

 

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Deathwing_sl said:

Not sure how that warrants a "calm down".

You're seriously the first person I can remember that likes chewing unrendered fat.

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You don't eat enough pork then:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

 

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I like my bacon with the big, white bubbles of undercooked fat portions. It tastes so so good.

 

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I hate super crispy bacon.

 

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Deathwing_sl said:

Did your wife eat the floppy bacon too?

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She don't eat bacon.

I'm cycling through what I ate and it's the only thing I can really question although I suppose it could be anything.

 

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Noodleface_sl said:

She don't eat bacon.

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Tell us again why you married this gal?

 

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Noodleface_sl said:

She don't eat bacon.

I'm cycling through what I ate and it's the only thing I can really question although I suppose it could be anything.

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Spinach caused an outbreak of Salmonella.
It can be anything that wasn't handled properly.

 

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• Jul 9, 2014

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Ao-_sl said:

You don't eat enough pork then:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

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If the texture is closer to "creamy" than "meaty/stringy", then sure, unrendered fat is ok. And while bacon does have that, it's the contrast with the lean that makes it gross. It's the same reason proscuito is cut so thin.

 

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• Jul 9, 2014

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Gravy_sl said:

Tell us again why you married this gal?

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Gravy I'm going to explain this once and you're going to feel really stupid.

If the girl doesn't eat the bacon then I get all of the bacon.

 

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You're right, I'm dumb as fuck. Carry on.

 

Deathwing

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Did you run out of bacon in Massachusetts?

 

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Hope you feel better soon, Noodle. Food poisoning is horrible.

 

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Getting food poisoning from bacon is like being bitten by a long time trusted and loved pet. Total betrayal.