Gravy's Cooking Thread

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Deathwing_sl said:
No, you probably got it from the dick sucking.


Seriously though, how do you get food poisoning from bacon? It's about the thinnest piece of cooked meat and almost everyone likes it well done. You probably mayo'd up your wife's crack and didn't wash your hands.
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Not only are we all done with mayo crack syndrome, but I always wash my hands immediately. I am pretty against butt play personally.
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
No, you probably got it from the dick sucking.


Seriously though, how do you get food poisoning from bacon? It's about the thinnest piece of cooked meat and almost everyone likes it well done. You probably mayo'd up your wife's crack and didn't wash your hands.
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Holy shit dude, calm down.

And I like my bacon a nice "medium rare". So I can totally see if he cross contaminated something before/after with it.
 
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Not sure how that warrants a "calm down".

You're seriously the first person I can remember that likes chewing unrendered fat.
 
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Can you even get food poisoning from bacon? It's a slab of fucking salt.
 
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I like my bacon with the big, white bubbles of undercooked fat portions. It tastes so so good.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
She don't eat bacon.

I'm cycling through what I ate and it's the only thing I can really question although I suppose it could be anything.
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Spinach caused an outbreak of Salmonella.
It can be anything that wasn't handled properly.
 
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