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skrala

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It has to do with the way ppl treat knives and how most western knives are thick and have large angles 40 to 50degrees. since they usually chip em so bad, i have to shave off lots of metal to make it decent (or rather i thats what i would do if it was my knife, they won't know the difference really if i half ass or do something i'd hang in my kitchen), usually it's just a cheap ass knife set from henckels anyway (you know those 400$ pieces of shits).
Wait, what? German knives aren't chippy, they have such a low HRC they roll, that's why honing steels are so popular. Japanese knives chip, due to the steep angles possible from the harder steel. The Shun VG10 steel is notorious for it.
 

Deathwing

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We're making a shitton of appetizers for people to graze on tomorrow night, everyone's favourite finger foods to eat at a thing like a new years party?
Rye boat dip. I realize this is product of the 70's(or even earlier) and the "back of the package" movement that I really detest, but it's more nostalgia than anything else at this point since I grew up with it on NYE. And apparently, it's stuck around for another generation since I went to Wegmans today to pick up a loaf and they were out of marble rye, rye, and pumpernickel.

I like cheese balls too. Lately, I've been making a regular recipe but then portioning them smaller and smaller to increase the surface area because the spice coating is half the flavor.
 

BrutulTM

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I like all the thin sliced italian meats (Prosciutto, salami, and they get harder to pronounce/spell from there) wrapped around bits of cheese and various pickles.

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I'm going to be taking my latest batch of cheese curds to our New Year's party. They are the best ones I have made so far. I used a different cheddaring process this time and cooked it at lower temp and I am happier with the result.
 

Soygen

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I like all the thin sliced italian meats (Prosciutto, salami, and they get harder to pronounce/spell from there) wrapped around bits of cheese and various pickles.
I think they call these charcuterie plates? I love these for any occasion. We make them for a nice lunch on the weekends sometimes. I'm hungry just looking at your picture. I'm super jealous of your access to fresh milk for cheese, though.
 

lurkingdirk

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Yeah, a couple charcuterie plates, two kinds of freshly made tapinade, four loaves of fresh bread, one that will be hollowed and filled with a spinach dip, and three kinds of dips - 1. Red Pepper, walnut and tahini, 2. roasted garlic and scallion, and 3. lemon, pepper and pecorino. A few rosemary cashews, and I'm doing a huge plate of smokey weiners wrapped in bacon along side fresh dates wrapped in bacon. Very good together. There will also be a selection of cheeses and a million drink possibilities. I think we'll get by.
 

Soygen

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I'm sick and my girlfriend has to work in the morning. This is going to be a shit New Year's eve for me.
 

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I like all the thin sliced italian meats (Prosciutto, salami, and they get harder to pronounce/spell from there) wrapped around bits of cheese and various pickles.

OdeZzLs.jpg


I'm going to be taking my latest batch of cheese curds to our New Year's party. They are the best ones I have made so far. I used a different cheddaring process this time and cooked it at lower temp and I am happier with the result.
Do they squeak?

I'm sick and my girlfriend has to work in the morning. This is going to be a shit New Year's eve for me.
Wife is sick, and we have a new born. I'm planning on just playing wow or something.
 

Chukzombi

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It has to do with the way ppl treat knives and how most western knives are thick and have large angles 40 to 50degrees. since they usually chip em so bad, i have to shave off lots of metal to make it decent (or rather i thats what i would do if it was my knife, they won't know the difference really if i half ass or do something i'd hang in my kitchen), usually it's just a cheap ass knife set from henckels anyway (you know those 400$ pieces of shits).

and i'm not a knife snob, my 2 goto knives are a $20 chinese chefs knife or a 30$ japanese gyuto.
i have a Henckels knife, i paid 50 cents for mine at a church rummage sale and i checked on Ebay and apparently the knife is vintage from around 40-50 years old and one of the "good" ones. it had a chipped point and was coated with rust, i used a brillo and a wire brush to get all the rust off, i used a sharpening stone to create a very minor new point and sharpened it up til it would not sharpen anymore, its so sharp now it glides through paper with no resistance. easily the sharpest thing i own. yesterday i did not cook, but i made up some sub sammiches to eat while watching the ball drop and the Odd Couple marathon afterward.
i used the henckel and it sliced through like nothing.
 

Chukzombi

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i think the picture made it seem bigger than they actually were. i ate like 3 of those while i was drinking up a bottle of wine. thats a few layers of roast beef few layers of cheese a layer of ham, bologna, pepperoni with shredded lettuce and tomato. i added mayo and hot mustard.
 

Rezz

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Whenever I think big ass sammich, I think of Gino's in San Fran. Order a mortadella/german bologna/salami with jack cheese and tomatoes/lettuce/mayo/mustard. Shit was difficult to physically fit into your mouth, but goddamn was it good. Haven't been back to that part of Cali in well over a decade, wonder if it is still there in South San Francisco.

I don't really do the holidays, but I did make some ridiculously good chicken carbonara(modified, pancetta is expensive here so engage the bacon) new years eve.
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