I mentioned the second rise in my last post - but that didn't make a noticeable difference this time around. The original recipe (that I've now found after the fact) does specifically say to let it rise when you remove it from the refrigerator, but I have to assume that the author who took this recipe and reprinted it in the magazine that I have didn't seem to think it to be that important. Proofing the yeast doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, especially when the link I posted last night had a pic where you can see that they just dumped it in with the rest of the ingredients.
The only thing I really see them touch on as a potential issue is the measurement of the flour. I've tried both sifting out 6 1/2 cups flour and just scooping 6 1/2 cups and I got the same results, though they mention that if you "sprinkle" it then use 7 1/2 cups. One would think that if this was the problem though that my attempts when being lazy and just scooping out 6 1/2 of flour would have been close to ideal, whereas in reality the failure has been kind of consistent. I guess I could either increase the flour or lower the amount of water but after this many tries with essentially the same exact results I'm questioning the wisdom of wasting even more materials on it versus moving on to another recipe.
It actually pisses me off because they're just trying to sell a book and products with this recipe, so I imagine that's why their blog for the recipe contains zero complaints or failures. "Foolproof" and "easiest recipe ever" my ass.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recip...e-bread-recipe
Talked to my mother about this this morning and of course she's never tried a recipe like this LOL (but they said it's foolproof so it must be true!). And I guess the reason she was reluctant to give me her old bread recipe is that it's purportedly far more involved than this (she mentioned scalded milk, wtf lol).
I'm so glad she decided to give me recipes that she's never tried herself instead.
Thanks for bringing me to the thread chaos, I'ma go back to canned soup now.