Void
Experiencer
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Guys with ass-hair problems.
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Vanderhoof
Trakanon Raider
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Thanks for all the tips. I always feel like I'm trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet.
Interesting thread...
The video above wasn't nearly as disgusting as I sadly hoped when I clicked on it.
The video above wasn't nearly as disgusting as I sadly hoped when I clicked on it.
Xevy
Log Wizard
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I like using multi ply with the texture just slightly off of printer paper. That quilted shit just dingleballs all over the place. I don't need a wet wipe, I've been out of diapers for decades. Just give me enough strong TP and I'll take care of the problem. Even if it brown markers.
Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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I had to wait until the 10th post for our resident anal waxing gay guy expert to come here with his expertise! You're letting your guard down!
Evernothing
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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I first read that as "hooker". I suppose that's one way to wipe your bum, if you're rich enough. Just employ some hookers to do the job for you.
Kuriin
Just a Nurse
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This is the Nair I buy:
Amazon.com : Nair Aloe Lanolin Lotion, 9-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 3) : Depilatories : Beauty
I've tried numerous versions of Nair and some are definitely more potent and destroy the butthole much faster than others. The Aloe version is soothing. 7 minutes on and you will be baby butthole smooth for weeks and you won't EVEN need to use wet wipes. This is coming from the Yeti of All Buttholes (tm).
Amazon.com : Nair Aloe Lanolin Lotion, 9-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 3) : Depilatories : Beauty
I've tried numerous versions of Nair and some are definitely more potent and destroy the butthole much faster than others. The Aloe version is soothing. 7 minutes on and you will be baby butthole smooth for weeks and you won't EVEN need to use wet wipes. This is coming from the Yeti of All Buttholes (tm).
Frenzied Wombat
Potato del Grande
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This +100. Just get the model made by Toto instead. I have two of them in my house and my ass has never stopped thanking me.
Evernothing
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Phanton
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Nair? Man, one time I just swiped each side of my ass crack with my 5 bladed disposable shaving razor when I was in the shower. Worked out well for me, but have mercy on whoever screws that one up. (No, I didn't shave my face with it after that lol I threw it away).
We have a septic system, so most wet wipes cant be used at home. I do have a toddler though, so I always have wet wipes handy while im out. I put nair on my chest a few years back and it was the worst experience of my life. I dont think I would rub it on my asshole. I used to shave my ass regularly, but that gets tiresome to keep up with. Now, its out of control. I feel bad for my son. Hes hairy as shit.