Frenzied Wombat
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According to my gastro, this is actually the normal amount of times you should shit per day (2-3 times).
Guys with ass-hair problems.
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It seems there is quite the variation possible. I have one kid who only pooped about once every 4 days while in diapers. It was glorious.
Izo
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Frenzied Wombat
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Hah, maybe for you, but shitting every four days is considered clinical constipation.
Psyllium husk is the answer.! 3 heaping Tbs with 20oz of water @ 2:30 in the afternoon will have you cleaned out by 10:00 the next morning, good for all day. Won't spend more than 2 minutes on the John per session, poop practically fighting to get out....
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Kuriin
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Actually, regularity is unique to each person.
@Whoopi: Konsyl is better as there is no sugar plus it doesn't clump as fast.
Kreugen
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This is the internet, most of you can't even reach your butt crack anymore, right? Nothing but matted old poop, forming butt-dreadlocks. Stop blaming the smell on the dog, we know its you, fatty.
Personally, I've never looked at my own butthole, so I'm not really concerned about grooming it. It's enough work keeping the cock jungle under control. There's always that one hair that somehow escapes the clipper that I can use as a jump-rope.
Anyway, I imagine the secret to butt shaving is taking just a bit off the top instead of the full monty. Otherwise you feel all sweaty like a fully shorn cocknballs, followed by the itching.
Just mow the lawn, folks. Unless you're a fag or poop 3 times a day what the jesus christ.
Personally, I've never looked at my own butthole, so I'm not really concerned about grooming it. It's enough work keeping the cock jungle under control. There's always that one hair that somehow escapes the clipper that I can use as a jump-rope.
Anyway, I imagine the secret to butt shaving is taking just a bit off the top instead of the full monty. Otherwise you feel all sweaty like a fully shorn cocknballs, followed by the itching.
Just mow the lawn, folks. Unless you're a fag or poop 3 times a day what the jesus christ.
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Frenzied Wombat
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So medically you think it's ok to shit every four days? I believe that the threshold for being labelled "chronically constipated" is 3 or less shits per week. I know when I got diverticulitis, my doc told me my #1 priority was keeping the poop train moving.
And psyllium husks taste like slimy booger when mixed with juice. Miralax for the win. Nothing like an industrial anti-freeze additive to keep the pipes clean..
I have recently started having steel cut oats for breakfast, which has lessened the need for toilet paper and wiping. My pooh now has a velvety consistency with a sumptuousness befitting the most luxurious of soft serves.
Burren
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That's not the point, I think. I'm also astonished that you shit that much, regardless of where it is.
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Kuriin
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I am saying that regularity is unique to each person. One person can shit once a week. One person can shit 4 times a day.
And I don't believe Miralax is safe for long time use. If you take a laxative for an extended period of time, you run the risk of electrolyte imbalances and your colon starts losing the ability to poop on its own without help.
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Destiny's Paw
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Very striking assumption. I actually was looking through all of the screenshots threads until I found something new that caught the eye. I've had this shit problem for years until the doc told me to change my diet. Lol.