Guys with ass-hair problems.

I wonder how effective a water dental pick would be in a ghetto/economical-type situation:

Just take a shower after every shit then you fucking ape men.

Famm_sl said:

Just take a shower after every shit then you fucking ape men.

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I, for one, shit at least 3 times a day. At least 2 of them are at work, a good 20 mins each. No showers there.

The ol' electric hair/body trimmer with a guard on 1-2 as mentioned above works fine. Find TP that has dual texture, smooth front, textured back, alternate between the rough side and smooth side of the TP progressively as the skidmarks decrease.

C'mon guys, this isn't rocket science.

You seriously spend an hour a day shitting? WTF.

There seem to be an uncharacteristically high number of extremely hairy asses on this forum. What percentage of this forum is Greek?

lurkingdirk_sl said:

There seem to be an uncharacteristically high number of extremely hairy asses on this forum. What percentage of this forum is Greek?

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Not you, you found the vagina at least 5 times. Heeeyooooo.

I would imagine that is lost on a few people. I haven't heard/seen it used in that context for some while. Butt kudos.

Izo_sl said:

Not you, you found the vagina at least 5 times. Heeeyooooo.

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Nice clean bathroom stalls at work + Ipad +wifi + Hearthstone/Xcom= paid bliss

Never shave the crack. I've done it, and it is nice for like the first day and a half. When the hair starts growing back it is unbearable. It's like sandpaper that constantly itches

Ritley_sl said:

Never shave the crack. I've done it, and it is nice for like the first day and a half. When the hair starts growing back it is unbearable. It's like sandpaper that constantly itches

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True shit.

Ritley_sl said:

Never shave the crack. I've done it, and it is nice for like the first day and a half. When the hair starts growing back it is unbearable. It's like sandpaper that constantly itches

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I related it to having 100 degree sand from the sahara coming out of your ass pores. +1 for clippers with a #1 guard.

Sterling_sl said:

You seriously spend an hour a day shitting? WTF.

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you, sir, must not be gainfully employed. or if you are, you're missing out on one of life's great secrets...

Nemesis_sl said:

I, for one, shit at least 3 times a day.

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You should probably see a doctor about that.

I would TRY to use a squatty potty if I weren't afraid of this

Altaruk_sl said:

Usethese

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You're stupid enough to pay $20 for the name "Dude Wipes"? That sounds gayer than admitting to using baby wipes.

Jack Lemmons Balls_sl said:

Wal-mart has a 3 pack of flushable wet wipes for about $4.

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Great place to shop for ass related problems.