Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

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Caeden

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Gavinmad said:
Hermione is very explicitly and unmistakably portrayed as not black in the books. She's intelligent, she isn't ugly, and she doesn't use the time turner to rob a gas station then get into a high speed broom chase with aurors while her mom is on the front page of the Daily Prophet exclaiming that 'she dindu nuffin'
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Just make her Indian. Didn’t she have two parents that are doctors? They didn’t say she didn’t smell like curry.
 
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jayrebb

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Chukzombi said:
It's not even a question of maybe. They have to pick gays and minorities over whites in lead roles as per their new inclusion rules.
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DEI first, story second. Whatever story is written or changed has to be changed to center or feature the DEI characters-- regardless of their importance or existence in the original story.
 
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spronk

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if anyone will be black it will be Ron's family, its always one way redheads -> black in hollywood but yeah Hermione's parents were both dentists I think so they probably will be indian too if its set in the UK, they are like the joggers of the UK

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Fucker

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LMAO, they turned Hermione into a jogger. The three people who will watch it probably won't care.
 
Mist

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It's a play. Plays are fucking stupid. I hear there's even one where they all pretend to be cats, which is disgusting.
 
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