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alavaz said:
I mean, I could see it being useful as part of a panel of hormones / prehormones. I was just trying to point out that I had read an article that said going out to walmart and buying a bottle of DHEA and throwing it down with your multivitamin each morning isn't going to have much of an effect on testosterone levels at all (in most men) and ergo not make your dick measurably harder (in most men).
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Oh for sure it was originally slated to be scheduled under the 2006 precursor act (the result of the ruckus made by Sosa and McGwire claiming andro built their bodies which was a load of crap and a lie) There was no stopping the scheduling of DHEA though as it was technically a precursor to an androgen. And all androgens and their precursors must die and be made into felonies to possess, of course, because they are evil heinous substances. DHEA would be no exception.

But guess who got it removed? A geriatric anti-aging health lobby pulled some strings and got DHEA taken off the bill at the last second right before it hit the floor. You'd be paying through the nose at some of these TRT clinics if DHEA wasn't removed from that bill.
 
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James

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Noodleface said:
But the thought of going to the pharmacy and getting Viagra from the hot as fuck chicks there seems embarrassing.
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Nothing to be embarrassed about, imo. I don't have ED, but my friend does and he gets viagra/cialis prescribed to him and he gives me freebies every once in awhile. Wife says it's like being fucked by a 2 liter coke bottle, I love it and would buy my own if it wasn't so expensive.
 
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Slightly unrelated... but I feel like I get mega boners when I have to pee really bad in the morning but then when I pee they go away. One time I tried to bang my wife with it before going pee and even though it was awesome for her, I just felt like I had to pee really fucking bad the whole time.
 
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James

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Nothing "feel like" about it, it's a proven normal male function, but we have no idea why. One theory suggests that it's the bladder's fullness stimulating the correct spinal cord nerves to produce a boner, which is why it goes away after you take a piss. But, it's just a theory.
 
jayrebb

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just sounds like normal morning wood a process where the penis heals itself every night and u wake up and have to piss with a full bladder
 
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Anyone else find that their morning wood is significantly more impressive than their normal erections? I wake up feeling like I could go seal-clubbing or defend my homestead if necessary with how damned hard it can be compared to normal.
 
alavaz

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Dom said:
Anyone else find that their morning wood is significantly more impressive than their normal erections? I wake up feeling like I could go seal-clubbing or defend my homestead if necessary with how damned hard it can be compared to normal.
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Yeah that's what I was trying to convey in my other post. It's not just a normal erection, it's a steel tower. But for me it goes away when I pee or if I try to make use of it without peeing I literally get no other feeling than having to piss really bad but it does last.
 
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alavaz said:
Yeah that's what I was trying to convey in my other post. It's not just a normal erection, it's a steel tower. But for me it goes away when I pee or if I try to make use of it without peeing I literally get no other feeling than having to piss really bad but it does last.
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Yeah, that's what it's like for me. It has often resulted in wake-up sex being far better than normal situations. It's like my body decides it just can't/won't give as much blood to it once I've gotten up and moving for the day.
 
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Your testosterone levels are highest in the morning when you wake up, which is why your morning wood feels fantastic compared to other woods like oak or pine.
 
pharmakos

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been struggling a lot financially lately already, trying to afford eating ketogenic on just $500 a month from Social Security Disability, and now i'm about to start chemotherapy yet again. looks like i should get approved for a clinical trial of a new experimental cancer treatment, but just in the next four weeks i have 10 appointments to do various tests to screen me to make sure i'm a good candidate for it... and the cancer center i need to go to for it is 112 miles away.

so yeah, my family has already scraped the bottom of the bin helping me out... time to ask for some help elsewhere. i started up a GoFundMe: Click here to support Still Fighting Cancer organized by Charlie Hundersmarck

should i start a separate thread? these things have been frowned on in the past i know, but the last one i remember was for a cat's vet bill. hopefully this is alright.

thanks for at least reading this far, take it easy everyone <3

yes that's my real name, my identity isn't worth stealing anyway :p feel free to stalk me on facebook...
 
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Wrath said:
Sorry man, a poor student but I hope $50 will help. Keep fighting!
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$50 is more than enough to make a difference for me right now. my budget has only been off by $50-$100 each month lately, so yeah. really appreciate it, man, thank you.
 
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I hate taking prednisone. Makes my blood sugar go wonky. Oddly enough when I had 1000mg of methyl prednison a day infusion for a week I really had no issues controlling it.

New doctor theory is inflammation. I've had a few test which I can't remember the name of. All the results were referred to as SED rate for sedimentation rate I assume that is supposed to for inflammation. Doctor said try it and see if it works and then they will do other test. No idea, will try anything at this point.
 
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ESR is the old standard to determine rheumatism. It will reveal inflammation, and to what possible amounts but not the cause.

It will tell you if you have a high amount of inflammation.
 
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First time trying to eat solid food since chemo yesterday. Puked it up about a minute after I finished it. Blah.
 
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Just get TRT and call it a day. Nevermind me. Im just following around Dom and James to see what they say next
 
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pharmakos said:
First time trying to eat solid food since chemo yesterday. Puked it up about a minute after I finished it. Blah.
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That would be baller for dieting, but I think chemo is going to make you skinny enough as is. Ease back into the solid food thing. Bland is best. Saltines, nuts, etc.
 
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moonarchia said:
That would be baller for dieting, but I think chemo is going to make you skinny enough as is. Ease back into the solid food thing. Bland is best. Saltines, nuts, etc.
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I already am too skinny =\ was 171lbs the day before chemo. I'm 6'1".
 
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