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Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Well if I catch you on before a buddy of mine I'll swap with you. He said not to worry about it, but I wanted to give him this one because he's given me 3, but I've been sitting on it for weeks now. I caught him on once and we started the match, but he had to go and I haven't seen him on hs since.

Quest done, thanks though.
 
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Origin

Molten Core Raider
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773
Just created the fag control warrior N'Zoth deck that takes 30 mins to win a game. First match i play... Reno lock... game goes for 30 mins, literally... at the end he has all the answers and Renos twice... and i lose... :D
 
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AngryGerbil

Poet Warrior
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I'm only two likes away from 1000. So I'm going to post twice in a row in this thread and auto-farm two likes from cthonic-anemos.
 
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AngryGerbil

Poet Warrior
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lol jooka stole it!

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slippery

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I actually learned something yesterday. If you Justicar on Shaman you can choose any totem, even one you already have. Spell power every turn!

I was playing against a guy who I'm pretty sure was trying to play a Mill Shaman in wild, though my Deathlord pulled his Violet Illusionist so he always lost
 
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Mures

Blackwing Lair Raider
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511
Playing this weird control shaman. He has sylvanas on the board, I've run through my entire deck, I have 4 minions on the board including a 10/10 questing adventurer all stealthed, and he is at 10 health. So he does the only thing he can do and kills his sylvanas when which minion should it steal?

YAY RNG!
 
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Valishar

Molten Core Raider
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424
Figure I haven't played hearthstone in awhile.

Ladder: Shaman, Shaman, Shaman, Shaman

Okay screw ladder I'll play arena instead.

Arena: Hunter, Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Hunter, Mage, Mage, Mage, Mage, Mage, Mage

Went 9-3 with a non-mage deck but fuck Blizzard can't balance shit. You only have a 33% chance to pick it, but get enough wins and mage is all you see.

As bad as the Undertaker era was, at least arena had some variety at the time, there were 3 good classes! Nowadays it's Shaman in standard, Mage in arena, and Paladin in wild.
 
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Lusiphur

Peasant
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47
Was wall to wall Priests on EU ladder this morning. They must think God sure loves a trier. Beat them all handily.
 
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slippery

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Yeah man, I dunno how Priest is supposed to win consistently. They're just way too reactive without having enough answers for the current state of the game. I'm done with Shaman so all I have left to get golden is Priest and Rogue for about 250 wins each, and I'm pretty tempted to just say fuck getting those 2 golden.

If the game was slower I think I could enjoy Priest enough, but when it's damn near impossible to actually win games you can't really enjoy it. Even in Wild when you can still use Lightbomb it's just not good enough
 
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littles

Lord Nagafen Raider
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93
Rogue really isn't that bad, maly or the questing adventurer types are fun to play in a combo deck type way. Though I like resurrect priest a bunch it's just so unenjoyable to go against a hunter and feel helpless as a healing class or to have no turn 1, 2 , 3 plays that are truly impactful. I still would like to see priest be like elder scroll online, in that game you could overheal your hero and gain life with any healing spell. I feel if priest could heal above 30 that it would really help them survive aggro and turn those turn 2 pass plays into gain 2 hp at the very least and make priest of the feast on turn 4 a legit threat. The overheal might be overpowered but it sure would be better than the boring class we have now.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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I've been playing quite a bit of Slippery's Druid list. Some observations:

-It is quite good, most people are expecting a token or maly play, and it just doesn't come.
-It is also quite slow it seems, I seem to end up going to close to the end of my deck a lot of games.
-The survivability is quite good, with feral rages and moonglade portals, and the potential to get more of them with raven idols.
-The amount of card draw is excellent, and so good in fact I have to sometimes be careful about drawing too much.
-Vs control lists, it could maybe use some more threats, however, I think that could just be I hate playing vs control decks like straight control warrior, fatigue warrior, control paladin, etc. It just takes fooooorrrreeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

All that said, I've got a very favorable winrate with it, it's biggest flaws are flaws with the druid class, and not the deck: that being board clears and hard removals. Kudos Slippery :)
 
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zzeris

King Turd of Shit Hill
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Lightning,

The biggest problem I have with the deck is against shitty aggro. Druid has shitty board wipes and aggro can pile on fast even now. Just had zoo crush me on turn 6 with Anyfin and I used both consecration, Ivory Knight and a little more stall. It's a ton of fun though and I have a very high winrate vs control.
 
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slippery

<Bronze Donator>
7,912
7,732
I've been playing quite a bit of Slippery's Druid list. Some observations:

-It is quite good, most people are expecting a token or maly play, and it just doesn't come.
-It is also quite slow it seems, I seem to end up going to close to the end of my deck a lot of games.
-The survivability is quite good, with feral rages and moonglade portals, and the potential to get more of them with raven idols.
-The amount of card draw is excellent, and so good in fact I have to sometimes be careful about drawing too much.
-Vs control lists, it could maybe use some more threats, however, I think that could just be I hate playing vs control decks like straight control warrior, fatigue warrior, control paladin, etc. It just takes fooooorrrreeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

All that said, I've got a very favorable winrate with it, it's biggest flaws are flaws with the druid class, and not the deck: that being board clears and hard removals. Kudos Slippery :)
In the Control matches try to heal big minions with Moonglade portal, and even better save Moonglade portal for after Medivh. Double 6 drops is so brutal because there are so many sick 6 drops.
 
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slippery

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I think almost regardless of match up you extremely hard muligan for ramp. Sometimes you even use Nourish for ramp, it just depends. Agro isn't that big a deal most of the time because you're going to out mana them significantly and have a shit ton of life gain and taunts to hide behind
 
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