Lejina
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Yeah read that one a little too fast. Never lived anywhere close to a place prone to legit flooding so that didn't even register. When I read it I thought sewer backup, bursting pipes and the likes.
Home buying thread
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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There's actually a term for it in the city I live in called "threading the needle" because so often there's Escalades/Yukons parked on both sides of the street and you're passing within inches of them on both sides.
Well I'm glad to know inconsiderate assholes are not localized to my neighborhood and are instead a nation wide epidemic
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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In my particular case a bad storm caused my retaining wall to collapse, causing mud runoff to clog the external drainage around my basement, which caused ground water to flood my basement. It was awesome.
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Holy crap. About 840 things have to be just right for all that shit to happen at once. That sucks, man.
Noodleface
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Yeah our neighborhood is like that. It's a quiet neighborhood at least, so it's not like the speed limit is 30, but it's pretty ridiculous anyways. What I find the most annoying is it's always people with 2 car-wide driveways and a garage with 1 car in the driveway and 1 in the street. Meanwhile, I have a single width driveway and no garage and I'm always parked in it.
Magically whenever it snows and we get a parking ban they're all able to park in their driveways. It must kill them.
Brahma
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Damn septic failed title V. Here in Massachusetts you can't even sell the damn house until that passes. The inspector says that it has not been emptied in more than five years, and something about some layer going up into the inspection ports. No idea what he was talking about. He says they are looking at 10K to get it right.
FUCK!!
FUCK!!
Noodleface
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When we were looking for a house we checked my old town and nearly every single house said "FAILED TITLE V - buyer must pay to fix"
It was shocking how many houses were failing it.
It was shocking how many houses were failing it.
This leads into my other rant. Fucking speeding in neighborhoods. The speed limit in mine is 20. Fucking I've seen assholes who had to of been doing at least 35-40 flying down my street. There are god damn children in this neighborhood, there are pets in this neighorhood and all manner of anything else that could jump out at you. But noooooooo. Some fucking cunt face in his faggot Jeep Wrangler needs to get to wherever the fuck he's going so fucking fast he's putting everyone around him at risk. Because this dick nibbler has decided his necessity to get to Point A and Point B exactly 20 seconds faster than if he obeyed the speed limit is the world's most important thing in the world. I honestly can't believe people are always up in arms about gun control but seem to be fine letting every Joe Inbreed drive around a 1ton bullet.
At 10k to fix I wonder how much that averages out to price per shit taken in the house
Noodleface
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Well there is one street in our neighborhood that connects two very busy streets - people use it as a pass through and go 40+. Last year during a snowstorm I was walking my dog and almost legitimately got killed. I had to jump into someones yard because some douche was going 40 and lost control.
They probably never even bothered to switch leach fields in that 5 years if they were too lazy to get it pumped.
Borzak
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TX started the deal with it being a law requiring the septic to pass before the sale of a house. I was going to buy a house in a rural area and the county didn't even have an inspector except for in town commercial type stuff. I don't know what they wound up doing, it basically froze home sales in the county till they could get the paperwork filled out.
I was going to buy the land/house and tear it down. They couldn't even sell it to be non inhabitable. Paperwork.
Lady who owned one of the local companies that pumped them out was making a killing. She turned over a list of people who had done it in the past but were "overdue" and was blackmailing people to have it done or risk being turned over to the state and fined.
It was quite a deal. I was expecting them to find her dead at some point. The house I wanted to buy was land locked by the national forest. I'm sure one house with a single person was going to upset nature if the septic tank wasn't emptied right considering people were shitting in the woods all day 1/4 mile away on a popular trail thru the area.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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