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Zapatta

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Big Phoenix said:
So first hole in the wall and I didnt even do it ffs. Even more annoying is this drywall was put up right before I bought the place so was perfect.

How you fix this?

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Since it is textured you can do a American Inventor fix with fiberglass tape and hot mud. or do a California

California Drywall Patch

after you drag mud over it you can fake the texture by mixing super sloppy mud and dipping a small stiff long bristled broom pull back the bristles with your finger and let the mud flick at it to stipple the texture on.

Its a big ding for a easy fix. When you are cutting the square out to make your California if you find a stud nearby cut past it to shoot a few screws into the lumber. careful sinking screws that you dont go too deep and rip the face paper.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Because the walls are textured, you're going to see that forever. It will never be quite right.

I'd like to meet the person who first decided textured walls and ceilings are a good idea so I can slap that person in the pussy.
 
Zapatta

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lurkingdirk said:
Because the walls are textured, you're going to see that forever. It will never be quite right.

I'd like to meet the person who first decided textured walls and ceilings are a good idea so I can slap that person in the pussy.
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Yup texture is horrible and cheap. I have a ton of practice and can blend it in so 99 % of people cant see it. But fuck it, its a garage.
 
Gavinmad

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Kick the hole bigger and then splash it with a bunch of cows blood. At least then nobody who sees it will ask you what happened.
 
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Noodleface

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Pfft if you were actually hardcore you'd get a prostie and bash her head into it and then bury her in the hills behind your house.
 
Soygen

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Like we're going to take advice from the guy whose bathroom smells like a cadaver during the winter.
 
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Soygen

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slippery said:
That probably means he knows about those things
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Noodleface

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I asked for and received a Leatherman multi tool for Christmas. Am I a tool if I keep it in my pocket all day in case a task requiring a tool comes up?
 
Zapatta

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I don't think you go full dork until you custom fab a quick draw holster for a Leatherman. I have met those people they usually work in an AV dept. in a public school and smell like their Mom's cats.
 
Vinen

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Zapatta said:
I don't think you go full dork until you custom fab a quick draw holster for a Leatherman. I have met those people they usually work in an AV dept. in a public school and smell like their Mom's cats.
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Pretty sure that is anyone with a Leatherman in this day and age.
 
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