Fed the animals this morning, on the way in I opened the door to the egg boxes to grab some eggs for breakfast. There sits a motherfucking skunk just grinning at me.
Everything goes into slow motion. I back up going oh shit oh shit oh shit shit
Somehow I get away. A freaking miracle. getting sprayed by a skunk will seriously ruin your day, or month. A wise man would count himself lucky and maybe go buy a lottery ticket.
Me, on the other hand, I went and got my 22 and doubled down. I grabbed a long stick and opened the door from a distance. Miraculously he still didnt spray, although he got into position. At that point it was just a question of waiting for the headshot to present itself.
Fucking skunks. Gotta be the worst of all farm pests. Because even in an unusually successful encounter, somehow I still smell skunk after its all said and done. Its like no matter what, he wins in the end.