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Chinaman889

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He said later that he got some of the sauce under his wedding band and it felt like acid melting his skin.
 
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spronk

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that was hilarious and he is a guy that will literally do anything for a laugh. his podcast is awesome, i skip the celeb interviews but every week he just talks 15 mins to a random ass fan and those are comedy gold.



i think his new HBO show (what he's doing all these promo tours for) has him visiting fans in foreign countries
 
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spronk

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no slap references sadly

not even "keep my sauce out of your motherfucking eyes" or "i am a sauce cuck"

new kimchi sauce looks interesting
 

Jimbolini

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I haven't watch in a while but they were solid. Da' Bomb kills everyone!
 
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Rajaah

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I haven't watch in a while but they were solid. Da' Bomb kills everyone!

Boggles my mind that after all of these years Da Bomb is still treated as the "#3 sauce" on this show. It's the only one that's never gone anywhere or been replaced, at least.

Is the stuff tasty? No. It's hands-down the hottest sauce on there though and probably is every single year. It's been several years, but I used to get the sauce sets for whatever the current season was, back when cost of living and the economy actually allowed me to make purchases like that willy-nilly.

EVERY single sauce set, Da Bomb was hotter than the two sauces above it. Like not even close. It's made using capsaicin extract while the others are usually made from peppers themselves.

I think the "135,000 scoville" is also a complete lie and/or undercon. Have some Da Bomb on an egg. Later on when you're reset and back to normal, have some Last Dab ("2,000,000+ scovilles!") on an egg. There's no comparison. The "1/20th as strong" Da Bomb is an incomparable scorcher and Last Dab is just a nice heat-trip in comparison.

The only sauces I've had that were comparable to Da Bomb were Blair's Mega Death and Mad Dog 357, both of which were short-lived on the show. Satan's Blood is worse than any of them, pretty much just straight Thai chili extract that tastes like eating grass that was just set on fire. Don't know if that one even counts as a sauce, and certainly hasn't been on Hot Ones. That was the only sauce I've ever actually thrown away.
 

Sevens

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Da bomb is the hottest and it is in the place it is for a reason...Sean Evans has stated that the sauces rise and fall with the peak at Da bomb then slowly tapering off with the last two.
 

Fadaar

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Boggles my mind that after all of these years Da Bomb is still treated as the "#3 sauce" on this show. It's the only one that's never gone anywhere or been replaced, at least.

Is the stuff tasty? No. It's hands-down the hottest sauce on there though and probably is every single year. It's been several years, but I used to get the sauce sets for whatever the current season was, back when cost of living and the economy actually allowed me to make purchases like that willy-nilly.

EVERY single sauce set, Da Bomb was hotter than the two sauces above it. Like not even close. It's made using capsaicin extract while the others are usually made from peppers themselves.

I think the "135,000 scoville" is also a complete lie and/or undercon. Have some Da Bomb on an egg. Later on when you're reset and back to normal, have some Last Dab ("2,000,000+ scovilles!") on an egg. There's no comparison. The "1/20th as strong" Da Bomb is an incomparable scorcher and Last Dab is just a nice heat-trip in comparison.

The only sauces I've had that were comparable to Da Bomb were Blair's Mega Death and Mad Dog 357, both of which were short-lived on the show. Satan's Blood is worse than any of them, pretty much just straight Thai chili extract that tastes like eating grass that was just set on fire. Don't know if that one even counts as a sauce, and certainly hasn't been on Hot Ones. That was the only sauce I've ever actually thrown away.

Da Bomb came in to the show in season 2 and hasn't left since. It's such a glorious dumpstrer fire every time they hit that spot, it's great. And yeah I agree with the hotness. We bring all kinds of hot sauces in to work to try on breakfast (scrambled eggs/omelettes mostly) and pizza and Da Bomb is the hardest hitting of the bunch except for the other nasty ass sauces that use extract.
 

Intrinsic

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There's a Hot Ones channel on Roku now, maybe it has been there forever, but we just saw it. I'm familiar with the show but don't really have any interest in watching celebrities do anything other than act. We've had it on in the background and there's been a couple of good ones. They seem to show them in blocks like an "MCU Actor" block, and so forth. Pretty funny though. Anthony Mackie actually seemed like a really nice guy.
 

Lenas

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Jesus Christ, the soap opera effect on that rustles my jimmies so hard. I fucking hate that. The person that invented that should be shot, and if they are already dead, their descendants should be shot.

No one "created" the soap opera effect it's just a result of filming at higher fps. You are angry that high speed cameras exist.