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Ossoi

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It's amazing how 2011-2019 is written about like it was 1619
 
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a complex mathematical formula

((D + G) - (T + A))*Tr / (Cu*Wy) = final score

( (Dongs + Gay Shit) - (quality Tits + Ass)) * how many Trannies show up ) / (white man cucked*strong wymn solo wins an impossible fight)

should be a new score on metacritic, the Alphabet People score.
 
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Warrik

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wait, i'm actually watching either of these trainwrecks? the one based on nothing and the other by a guy so fucking lazy he couldnt write one new book in 15 years?

I think everyone is writing off LOTR too soon.
 
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no but for real, how are we going to quantitatively decide which is worse between House of the Dragon and LOTR: Rings of Power?
Rings of Power is far worse.

House of the Dragon is following the source material with the author still alive and involved. Targaryens are going to be plotting, fucking each other and riding dragons as you'd expect.

They made the Velaryon family (also Valyerian ancestry) be black, which doesn't make much sense but at least you can imagine they were traders or something. This is the one thing that's wrong with the project from what I can tell.
 
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lgarthy

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a complex mathematical formula

((D + G) - (T + A))*Tr / (Cu*Wy) = final score

( (Dongs + Gay Shit) - (quality Tits + Ass)) * how many Trannies show up ) / (white man cucked*strong wymn solo wins an impossible fight)

should be a new score on metacritic, the Alphabet People score.
There needs to be an adjustment coefficient for the total number of black viewers proportional to the actual number that pay for the channel.
 

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Rings of Power is far worse.

House of the Dragon is following the source material with the author still alive and involved.
This is a great point, just look how amazing seasons 6-8 were in game of thrones.

Fuck Chris you say dumb shit in everything you post about.
 
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Ossoi

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This is a great point, just look how amazing seasons 6-8 were in game of thrones.

Fuck Chris you say dumb shit in everything you post about.

Err, the show had overtaken the books by that point. Genius
 

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Err, the show had overtaken the books by that point. Genius
That’s my point. S 6-8 were based on source material and had the involvement of the author too but they were still trash. This series is destined for the same thing, it’s an adaptation of part of an existing book, with nothing else released. It’s going to follow the same path.
 

Ossoi

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That’s my point. S 6-8 were based on source material and had the involvement of the author too but they were still trash.

What part of "the show had overtaken the books" don't you understand? You can point to the involvement of GRRM but he's not going to and did not give away the ending of the book he can't finish, let alone the books he hasn't started yet. Hasn't he even said his books will end differently? You really think that shitshow of S8 came from GRRM?
 

Chris

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This is a great point, just look how amazing seasons 6-8 were in game of thrones.

Fuck Chris you say dumb shit in everything you post about.
I never said GoT was good or that House of the Dragon will be good. I said that Rings of Power will be worse.

GoT S6-8 was JUST bad writing and House of the Dragon may be the same. Rings of Power is going to be bad writing, ultra woke AND desecrating the original work.

So shut the fuck up you salty bastard.
 
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Ossoi

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wait, i'm actually watching either of these trainwrecks? the one based on nothing and the other by a guy so fucking lazy he couldnt write one new book in 15 years?

I guarantee you'll still be posting in their threads after they start
 
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What part of "the show had overtaken the books" don't you understand? You can point to the involvement of GRRM but he's not going to and did not give away the ending of the book he can't finish, let alone the books he hasn't started yet. Hasn't he even said his books will end differently? You really think that shitshow of S8 came from GRRM?
I’m saying that this show will also overtake the books you dumb dogfuck.