I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

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  1. Chanur Man With No Name DONOR

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    Disposable even.
     
  2. Tiggles Resident Nationalist DONOR

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    Mist you really need to put a pillow over your hambeast of a mother's face while she sleeps.

    Maybe murder suicide actually...
     
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  3. Mist Well-Known Member

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    Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.
     
  4. kegkilla Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. DONOR

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    because you don't deserve it.
     
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  5. DeuxDeux Well-Known Member DONOR

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    Kill yourself
     
  6. Mist Well-Known Member

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    One of our new (<90 day) hires didn't show up yesterday, then texted my boss that he'd never come back to this hellhole.
     
  7. iannis Spooped a little DONOR

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  8. iannis Spooped a little DONOR

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    really, get that other job that you were talking about a few months ago.

    Don't tell them that you're quitting, not even on your last day. Just pee on your chair and leave.
     
  9. Mist Well-Known Member

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    The other job was in this company.
     
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  10. Chanur Man With No Name DONOR

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    Start fucking your boss for promotion.
     
  11. Mist Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I've asked who's dick I have to suck to get more money, in a not-ironic manner.
     
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  12. DeuxDeux Well-Known Member DONOR

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    I will an hero before Mist.
     
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  14. Mist Well-Known Member

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    So many people have quit that I asked my boss if one of us pooped on his desk if he could actually fire any of us.

    He replied with, "no, but I would get revenge."
     
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  15. Deathwing Well-Known Member

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    Careful, you're borderline out of character.
     
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  16. Mist Well-Known Member

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  17. DeuxDeux Well-Known Member DONOR

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    that is actually a good boss.
     
  18. Mist Well-Known Member

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    Yeah everybody's cool here, at least on second and third shift, except for the fucks who don't like to work and making fun of them for being useless is still fun.
     
  19. Zapatta The Bruce Lee of Re-Re DONOR

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    Mist is a dyke Dilbert, except less funny which is almost impossible.
     
  20. Mist Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's a bit like Initech or Dilbert, only imagine the VP of Service being a former submariner who took being a submariner as seriously as he takes his scotch.