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Mr. Poopybutthole
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I suck with people and need advice
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If you don't need the job nor the reference, then go for it.
Otherwise, don't shit where you eat and don't go through life with "sexual harassment complaints" as your resume referral.
There's tons of chicks at malls, bars, events, etc., so no need to ruin your time at work unless you don't care.
Otherwise, don't shit where you eat and don't go through life with "sexual harassment complaints" as your resume referral.
There's tons of chicks at malls, bars, events, etc., so no need to ruin your time at work unless you don't care.
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Found a pic of the coworker
zombiewizardhawk
was talking about. I say go for it man, what do you have to lose.
zombiewizardhawk
was talking about. I say go for it man, what do you have to lose.- 1
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zombiewizardhawk
Potato del Grande
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If you don't give me at least a 4 for that pic then I dunno what to do with my life.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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TrollfaceDeux
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JVIRUS
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Real Advice: You need some practice to build confidence, ask her out cuz no matter what it's a net positive for you, learn more about life.
Realer Advice: A nice clean line of ice will you give all the confidence you need. Free your inner El Chapo and become the skinny sex god your restaurant deserves.
Realer Advice: A nice clean line of ice will you give all the confidence you need. Free your inner El Chapo and become the skinny sex god your restaurant deserves.
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Bubbles
2022 Asshat Award Winner
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Jozu
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Your better off asking a mailman about romantic advice than this place, but ill play.
Women are fickle creatures. They are also just like you!
They need sex. They need food. And they need attention. Most guys get to provide the latter 2 on some level, but lose out to an alpha bro on the former.
Being good at pleasuring her is probably pretty important, as if you do get a chance with her but give her some 2 dollar dick its not going to be pleasant.
So my advice would be to get sexual practice elsewhere if your not confident in your dick game. Fuck a 3 or a goat etc, watch porn as much as you can and jerk off often to gain stamina. Once your sure you can beat the breaks off that pussy you wont have to question whether or not you can scrape it.
TLDR; Develop into a sex savage and let your reputation do the work.
Women are fickle creatures. They are also just like you!
They need sex. They need food. And they need attention. Most guys get to provide the latter 2 on some level, but lose out to an alpha bro on the former.
Being good at pleasuring her is probably pretty important, as if you do get a chance with her but give her some 2 dollar dick its not going to be pleasant.
So my advice would be to get sexual practice elsewhere if your not confident in your dick game. Fuck a 3 or a goat etc, watch porn as much as you can and jerk off often to gain stamina. Once your sure you can beat the breaks off that pussy you wont have to question whether or not you can scrape it.
TLDR; Develop into a sex savage and let your reputation do the work.
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Zaara
I'm With HER ♀
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There's a name for the guy you're talking about, and the 'reputation' he gets isn't a good one.
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TrollfaceDeux
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Jozu
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Why are men so fucking offended by sexual prowess? When I was younger I used to celebrate guys like Peter North that would thrash women before blowing huge loads on their face.
Watching porn is pretty good education and i dont hate on dudes that have a rep for being a savage.
Wearing a condom is pretty effective too, I heard.
Not even claiming to be an alpha bro was just telling the guy he should go into the situation believing in himself and always think he will make his prey quit. Anything less is uncivilized.
Watching porn is pretty good education and i dont hate on dudes that have a rep for being a savage.
Wearing a condom is pretty effective too, I heard.
Not even claiming to be an alpha bro was just telling the guy he should go into the situation believing in himself and always think he will make his prey quit. Anything less is uncivilized.
calhoonjugganaut
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Hoss
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