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Stuff like this is why old-timers stress the need for portfolio diversification. Its pretty rare for days to be 100% red if you have a wide portfolio. Things like oil stocks see this news and run green.
"he'll lose his reputation as a reliable supplier of gas". Lmao does the writer of that comment think that will stop them? These ME clowns have way more money than sense. They can afford to fuck everyone over for 10 years, and they'll probably just make even more money overall if they do it, if lose a few friends on the way. The US isnt in the position it once was to order them around either. They have a way stronger hand than they did in the 70s even with the the US being fairly energy independent compared to then.
 
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"he'll lose his reputation as a reliable supplier of gas". Lmao does the writer of that comment think that will stop them? These ME clowns have way more money than sense. They can afford to fuck everyone over for 10 years, and they'll probably just make even more money overall if they do it, if lose a few friends on the way. The US isnt in the position it once was to order them around either. They have a way stronger hand than they did in the 70s even with the the US being fairly energy independent compared to then.

brics (minus russia cause it doesn't need it) will buy all their products, they don't need to give any fucks
 
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Any UNH bros still here? Double beat on earnings today and up nicely. Time to sell the rip or hodl long term?
Seems like a relatively solid long term hold to me...
 

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MSN says this is fake news, but MSN is itself fake news, so fake news is always fake news, but this says it's fake news, but if it's always fake then this must be real, but it can't because it's fake...

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MSN says this is fake news, but MSN is itself fake news, so fake news is always fake news, but this says it's fake news, but if it's always fake then this must be real, but it can't because it's fake...

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Zerohedge said they independently verified the translation, and no where did it talk about Natty gas:
 
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Any UNH bros still here? Double beat on earnings today and up nicely. Time to sell the rip or hodl long term?
Seems like a relatively solid long term hold to me...
I am back in it. Bought it down at the summer low. I like it long term. Im up about 20% so far.
 
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All that shit is being bought on credit and deferred student loans. It's completely unsustainable.
 
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This is what we call failing upwards, how did this dumb bitch become CEO?
In fairness, the CEOs job is always to credibly misdirect investors with narrative reasons why the numbers they are showing aren't the "full picture". It's a fun little mini game, like dumping months of planned slow drip dev work into a single D4 patch to spike MAUs so they can claim the game is still a massive success.
 

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Didn't every Rite Aid get bought by Walgreens already?

NM, only half got bought.

Jesus, how do you go out of business selling pharmacy drugs and bottles of shampoo for 20 dollars each?
 
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