IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

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Big_w_powah

Big_w_powah

Trakanon Raider
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Shot. My bonus was figured at my starting slary last year and was prorated down and it was still 600.

I get my "departmental performance bonus" auarterly which makes that shit look like chump change too.

Sry 4 u all.
 
Mist

Mist

REEEEeyore
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Worked 97.5 hours this week, including the 9 hours a day I spent in training all week, plus all my regular shifts, plus covering shifts for people who can't be bothered to show up to work.
 
LulzSect

LulzSect

Well-Known Memer
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I don't think I've ever worked more than 48hrs a week (1yr hedge fund help desk shit gig) my entire life dude. You're being exploited Mist Mist , period.
 
Mist

Mist

REEEEeyore
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Holy shit, Cisco Spark is the greatest productivity killer ever. It's just like Slack but better. Cisco has an official Zork chatbot...
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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Yesterday I was told to charge a contract that I couldn't charge and was essentially left out to dry when I couldn't. If today isn't better I'm gonna have to consider my options. It's like my boss wants me to blow pto but won't say it.
 
Vinen

Vinen

God is dead
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497
Noodleface said:
Yesterday I was told to charge a contract that I couldn't charge and was essentially left out to dry when I couldn't. If today isn't better I'm gonna have to consider my options. It's like my boss wants me to blow pto but won't say it.
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