Vinen
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Yes, very often. I won't lie thought, I am the most Senior person (non-manager) among a team of around 100 and I haven't checked anything into source control in over a year.
Kinda sad
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Vinen
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Ohh god I love that. Had forgotten about it.
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Vinen
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The level of sarcasm in the project's description kills it.
It needs to be more serious without stating it's serious.
I just received good news which I am super excited about. I got an internship with my university this summer as a research assistant! It is only part-time (20 hours) but I am just happy I will get some experience under my belt.
I will be working with data mining algorithms (new and existing) to analyze power data and other similar time series data. So now it is not only crunch time for finals but also an entire field of CS I know very little about. Here is to NOT looking like a fool!
I will be working with data mining algorithms (new and existing) to analyze power data and other similar time series data. So now it is not only crunch time for finals but also an entire field of CS I know very little about. Here is to NOT looking like a fool!
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I work in a very large healthcare IT company and while a lot of that is true industry wide, we've also been using a large amount of the V3 spec as well as IHE interoperability stuff, which is all soap services and offers a lot more security options. We also do make use of a lot of current technologies. Wouldn't want the impression to be that all of healthcare IT is ancient stuff because a lot of people wouldn't like to be involved in that (I know I wouldn't).
Vinen
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You will be an intern. Intern's are generally expected to be incompetent and make mistakes
Asshat wormie
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in python:
for i in range(1, 101):
print("FizzBuzz"[i * i % 3 * 4:8 - -i ** 4 % 5] or i)
board doesnt do indents? da fuk. Insert 4 spaces at the start of second line. :/
What I find most fascinating about FizzBuzz is that almost no one ever realizes that, instead of checking for divisibility by both 3 and 5, you can check for divisibility by 15.
for i in range(1, 101):
print("FizzBuzz"[i * i % 3 * 4:8 - -i ** 4 % 5] or i)
board doesnt do indents? da fuk. Insert 4 spaces at the start of second line. :/
What I find most fascinating about FizzBuzz is that almost no one ever realizes that, instead of checking for divisibility by both 3 and 5, you can check for divisibility by 15.
Asshat wormie
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Here is one using group theory. (c/c++)
#include <cstdio>
int main(){
const char *f[] = {
"%d", "%d", "Fizz", "%d", "Buzz", "Fizz", "%d", "%d",
"Fizz", "Buzz", "%d", "Fizz", "%d", "%d", "FizzBuzz",
};
for (int k = 0; k < 100; k++) {
printf(f[k % 15], k + 1);
printf("\n");
}
return 0;
}
#include <cstdio>
int main(){
const char *f[] = {
"%d", "%d", "Fizz", "%d", "Buzz", "Fizz", "%d", "%d",
"Fizz", "Buzz", "%d", "Fizz", "%d", "%d", "FizzBuzz",
};
for (int k = 0; k < 100; k++) {
printf(f[k % 15], k + 1);
printf("\n");
}
return 0;
}
Asshat wormie
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Lol imagine busting one of those, especially the second example i posted, out at an interview? I am pretty sure i'd get kicked the fuck out of there.
I am, however, a huge fan of mental masturbation and this is a wonderful way to do so.
Vinen
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Yeah, I've actually done that before. Someone thought they were being a smart-ass. I can't remember what hole they dug after I asked them something along of the lines of "Would you expect another team member to understand this in a reasonable amount of time". They more or less knew that one answer had lost them a job.
I always preface interview questions with please provide code that could be checked into a production source branch.
//Was a MIT graduate
Asshat wormie
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Dont look at what I posted as a sign of complexity. It looks complicated just to look complicated. And short, I wanted the python one to be short. I think i can write the whole thing in one statement in python and but not c++ (without resorting to bit manipulation fuckery).Oh jeez, too much crap.
Ruby:
I love Ruby simplicity
here is a nice and easy python one:
for i in range(1,101): print("Fizz"*(i%3==0) + "Buzz"*(i%5==0) or i)