J49: An Erotic Life

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Hoss

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Johnny, remind me why your wife won't blow you. Did you say religious objections, or just cuz prude? If religious, which religion are we talking about?
 
Dioblaire

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Hoss_sl said:
Johnny, remind me why your wife won't blow you. Did you say religious objections, or just cuz prude? If religious, which religion are we talking about?
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I thought it was because she just didn't like to.
 
khorum

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Yeah I thought he just wanted it too much and she turned out to be the better negotiator.
 
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She doesn't enjoy it and never has, but doesn't seem to mind him going down on her IIRC
 
Famm

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She's never putting that whore ridden cock in her mouth again now for sure. Michele has the upper hand on every argument for the rest of the relationship. Have fun J dawg.
 
chaos

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Yeah if the debate really is "i fuck hookers because they suck my dick and eat my ass and my wife won't" I'm not sure what your gameplan is to get her to do those things now that she is basically aware of the excess of whore-vagina that dick is coated with.
 
Merrith

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aaron_sl said:
You need to spoiler that plot twist shit!!!
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We're going to need 3 threads. The non-spoiler thread, the spoiler thread, and the thread where everyone knows this is just J49 playing the long game with his epic troll.
 
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J49 is either a troll or an exhibitionist asshole. Either way, I really don't like him. I don't think it's real though.
 
Adebisi

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Is your wife able to function at work? She doesn't have to cut people open does she?
 
Johnny53

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Barraco Bisi_sl said:
Is your wife able to function at work? She doesn't have to cut people open does she?
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actually it was a good weekend, we talked more, her concern is that she thinks i have feelings for the girl who just gave me blowjobs, that if it were different random girls it would be easier to accept, we slept in the same bed saturday, since my eldest was home from college, still no hugging or kissing, but we talk and exchange i love you's
i did ask her if she wanted me gone...she said NO
she is sad, but work helps keep her mind off things, she did give me $100 for the week
 
Johnny53

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theres a fine line to be walked, i sense she feels somewhat responsible for me going outside the marriage, but i have to avoid blaming her directly, as she will get defensive
 
Gankak

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Johnny49_sl said:
theres a fine line to be walked, i sense she feels somewhat responsible for me going outside the marriage, but i have to avoid blaming her directly, as she will get defensive
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Or... you could just not be a dog shit human being and man up and either leave her so you can go fuck your 10 dollar whores.. or you know... honor your marriage vows. Or am I thinking too hard about this?
 
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