J49: An Erotic Life

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Pemulis

Not Woke
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Something tells me that ending it with Capri won't go down quite as easily on her side. She has too many ways to mess with your shit, and she is a drug addict who has been willing to sell her butthole for drug money. No telling what she'll do if you cut her off from the envelope
 

The Ancient_sl

shitlord
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Sam lost all his incomefighting for pedophile rightsi talked to him last year and now he's barely getting by on slumlord money and he makes furniture on the side.
Fucking hilarious.

For my money not even Sam or Jerle or Millie rivaled the drama of cannot-be-unseen Shelley the energy vampire.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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That was indeed a glorious day in FoH history. J49 is working hard at the throne though.
 

Julian The Apostate

Vyemm Raider
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Plot twist, Capri put her mother up to contacting wifey in hope of splitting them up and becoming a couple and living happily ever after.
 

khorum

Murder Apologist
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Even bigger plot twist: J49 neglected to tell us that Capri's mom emailed him asking for $$ or she would talk. Our bro just manned up!
 

Xeldar

Silver Squire
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Mist is Millie
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