J49: An Erotic Life

I think j2000 is pretty shitty but i also come here and enjoy reading the thread so i know im also sorta a bad personm. The more you know

popsicledeath_sl said:

There's a pretty broad range between empathizing with something you consider vile and would be ashamed of being a part of, and coming into the thread on your white horse to enlighten us all on how virtuous you are in comparison. Maybe there's a fine line between the posts that point out "this is fucked up" by people that like to state the obvious and "this is fucked up and I'm a better person" by people that like to state the obvious as a means to make themselves feel better. It's not at all clever or original to castigate some shady fuck for the antics even he admits make him a shady fuck. In fact, it's pretty boring and far less entertaining.

Please save your indignance and hyperbole and acting like anyone is saying the only right response is to empathize or that everyone is, ahem, jelly. Please just consider that your being a judgy prick and posting that you're above this all is perhaps just not as interesting or entertaining as the antics of the very person you're quick to judge to prop yourself up.

Until your self-serving, judgmental castigations are as interesting as the debauchery in question, I'm personally going to see you as the outlier derailing this thread from the entertainment it has provided for a very long time now.

Same way I'd tell Johnny to fuck off if, as a non-gamer, he went into some game thread and started preaching about how he'd never waste his time with such idle matters and would be embarrassed if his kids found out he was in a raid guild.

Godwin's law on these forums seems to be when a group of people have gained enough collective momentum they think the thread is more interesting posting about how they're so far above the topic at hand and high-fiving each other for infallible on the internet. Congrats, fuckers, you're on your way to ruining yet another thread thinking you're more interesting than the fucking train wreck in question.

I'm feeling a little sad, now. Better go find a Mist thread and post how its life is obviously way more depressing than mine. That'll perk me up and really impress the boys!

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Heh, you high and mighty types go about this thread the wrong way. I make sure my wife has read most of it so anything I do seems saintly.

Hi honey!

Synj_sl said:

Virtuous? Because I don't fuck crackwhores? It goes without saying that 99% of this board are better people than J49, my statement was along the lines of, "I'm trying to empathize but I just can't". If you're too dense to see it then I really don't care. At least you have Tanoomba agreeing with you. That should tell you all you need to know.

I'm not trying to entertain you, nor do I give a fuck if you think I'm being self-serving, put me on ignore and move the fuck on.

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I was going to start insulting you, but then.... well. I mean, you put "hurt feelings" as my quote. Which. Was. Fucking. Awesome! Very bold move, but it really paid off big!

I was still not sure, but this is when I realized you're such a fucking bad ass I best back off:

Synj_sl said:

LOL I told my wife all about this thread and made sure she understands that next time I'm in Vegas blasting some $500/hr hooker, at least I'm not bringing back the AIDS! Aren't I a virtuous person?!

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I mean, $500 an hour hookers in Vegas that you blast!!! Told your wife!!! "The" AIDS!!!! TOTALLY LOL MAN TOTALLY LOL!!!

Since we're totally bros now and you've successfully proved your dominance on the internet, I think the point of contention is that this:

Synj_sl said:

If I also look down on murderers and wonder out loud, "how could anyone kill their family?" does that make me high and mightier?

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Didn't seem to completely be how I would describe this:

Synj_sl said:

I can't imagine the shame I would feel explaining this situation to my two boys. This goes so far beyond the "your dad's not perfect" conversation. Hell, I can't imagine how ashamed I would be to find out my dad had done 10% of what I've read here. This shits entertaining but real talk: it's fucking vile.

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I guess it's the difference between "how could someone cheat on their wife with smack whores?" and "I can't imagine the shame.... so far beyond.... I can't imagine how ashamed... it's fucking vile..."

See, the language is just slightly different, as you didn't seem to be casually saying 'what the fuck' like the rest of us, you seemed to be really laying it on thick.

Again, like I said, I previously didn't know you were such a fucking badass and awesome. So that was my bad. Just now that we're total bros and can LOL over awesome shit I thought I'd explain!

But enough of that shit! Tell us about your exploits in Vegas! Sounds fucking awesome, bro!

Popsicle seems to rate about an 11 on the butthurt meter over someone insulting his hero. Maybe you should write a post about it in the rustled jimmies thread. After all, your life experiences can't measure up to Johnny's god like escapades so you should stop polluting this thread as well.

Skanda_sl said:

Popsicle seems to rate about an 11 on the butthurt meter over someone insulting his hero. Maybe you should write a post about it in the rustled jimmies thread. After all, your life experiences can't measure up to Johnny's god like escapades so you should stop polluting this thread as well.

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Not sure if I should respond seriously or not. But let's try seriously.

This thread has been awesome. It's been a train wreck coming for a long time that has yet to wreck. The only thing that is going to derail it is when the thread turns on the OP or subject matter and the delicate house of cards that has been built is ruined by a bunch of Farva fucks that think it's funnier to point and shout retard instead of letting a retard tard.

Remember when FOH was an amazing place for crazy shit to go down as people showed some restraint and gently stoked the flames of madness to let shit happen. Contrast that with when every tits-for-votes contest started being reported and spoiled and every crazy ass thread become drown out by people more interested in fuxxoring up some losers on the internet by pointing out the obvious thing every else was being subtle about so as not to run off those who let themselves be the subjects of our jokes.

Johnny may be the center of attention, but he's our joke. He gets just enough attention and support, of both the genuine and push-your-friend-into-someone-else-so-they-fight sort, that this saga keeps on delivering. And it's not about Johnny, or about supporting or empathizing with him as a human being (term used loosely). It's about us. Our entertainment. Our horror. Our sadistic pleasure.

Instead of more hookers, more illegal kickbacks, more asshole-cleaning-creepers, more dead hookers, more self-doxxing and more tales of a midget wife in the midst of her awkward sexual awakening, the direction this thread is headed we're going to just get a bunch of twats patting each other on the back for calling a loser a loser.

Basically, when more defense is given to making fun of ugly tits, instead of encouraging more tits, you know a thread and perhaps even a forum is dead. And that's what you dumb fucks are doing. We had a good joke going for how long now, and now we're left with too many dumb fucks who think it's more entertaining to shout out the punchline instead of continuing to let the train barrel down the tracks.

Speaking of tracks, if Capri OD's will it push Johnny into finding a new squeeze, or just more boring shit with the wife who is apparently afraid of a camera? You know your options are bleak when a dead hooker may actually lead to less drama.

So basically your argument breaks down into "wah wah, you guyz arnt helping to break down some dude half a world away for muh lulz!! You guyz suck ballz because I wanna laugh as we egg a guy on to ruin his life."

News flash, most people here arn't under 25 anymore.

Oh what the fuck ever. The story is gross. It's fucking gross. If Johnny is A: actually real and B: too much of a pussy to accept the feedback that he invites himself by posting this shit, then fuck him. And fuck you too. "zomg the forum is dead because people criticized Johnny 5" what a fucking maroon.

Johnny is going to ruin his life with or without us. As always, these types of threads come down to whether the person keeps sharing. You aren't going to save him by informing him his deeds are immoral, you're only going to run him off. I prefer to keep fostering an environment where people are willing to share their train wreck lives because I find that more entertaining and interesting than a thread full of disapproving assholes patting each other on the back until the thread dies (and then of course complain the forums are boring when there's fewer and fewer threads for them to be disapproving assholes in).

popsicledeath_sl said:

Johnny is going to ruin his life with or without us. As always, these types of threads come down to whether the person keeps sharing. You aren't going to save him by informing him his deeds are immoral, you're only going to run him off. I prefer to keep fostering an environment where people are willing to share their train wreck lives because I find that more entertaining and interesting than a thread full of disapproving assholes patting each other on the back until the thread dies (and then of course complain the forums are boring when there's fewer and fewer threads for them to be disapproving assholes in).

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Who the fuck wants to save Johnny? You have your own version of this thread you read where people are just dying to turn his life around?

LachiusTZ_sl said:

$50 bucks on this @ 10:1 odds plz


Seriously, how do we not have a fucking pool on how / when this really ends?

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Because we all know this ends with J49 and his wife dead and thats not funny to bet on.