J49: An Erotic Life

Aaron

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I too missed out on the sister diddling thing. Is J49 Lena Dunham in rl?!?
 

ohkcrlho

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@Johnny53 is a married man who lives in Cherry Hill, NJ with his wife. he has a son who is in college and I think a daughter also. Johnny aggressively pursues relationships with hookers who he finds walking the streets of Camden, NJ to the point that he develops deep emotional attachments. since he started this thread in 2012 he has "dated" probably a dozen of them. at least 1 overdosed and died during this time. a year or two back the mother of one of these heroin addicted whores messaged Johnny's wife on Facebook and told him to stop enabling her daughter's drug habit by fucking her for money. Johnny's wife was sad for a bit but apparently got over it. Johnny seems to have taken a leave of absence from being a John which is disappointing to both the hookers of Camden and the Fires of Heaven community. Johnny has also admitted to diddling his little sister when they were children.
You forgot to mention wolf, the slurpy bj's (or whatever), his sex life with wifey was pretty bad that is why he went looking for whores, one of his whores was at his house....
 

Zzen

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You've also forgotten that J53 cums upwards of eight times per session due to his machine gun dick...er prostate cancer.

Personally I found the thread to be one of the more enjoyable reads during the rere days. That is until the author jumped the shark with a plot twist that found J53's wife deciding that his love affair with crack whores was the catalyst she needed to want to fuck him like a porn star instead of a prudish wife who wouldn't even suck his dick at first.

The ability to suspend disbelief was smashed and it became painfully obvious that the whole thing was a long troll from the start. Worst ending ever.
 
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Evernothing

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What are we missing here? You guys have seen pics of Capri right and her love child right? Do we have pics of Johnny boy and Michelle. Would like to know what Capri was competing against

We have seen pics of wife, without seeing face I believe.

We have pics and video of J53 in action.
 

Zzen

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We have seen pics of wife, without seeing face I believe..

She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNFnZvQiO7tylTL2ZPx2MiVfNqC7QuNVwxSMETSWKhIcoEVGsR
 

The_Black_Log Foler

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Why don't we invite Capri to join in on the discussion? She can be reached at @cpb31613. To be fair we should hear all sides of this story.
 

Cad

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I don't remember the little sister thing but it wouldn't surprise me. The rest seems accurate.
 

Breakdown

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Just when you think you have all the answers, JohnnyFucks his sister and changs the questions?

Does anyone have the post or know where it was or how to start? I dont remember that at all.
 

The_Black_Log Foler

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Why hello there Johnny. You never told us you got Capri preggers. The child does have your eyes.
 
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kegkilla

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Just when you think you have all the answers, JohnnyFucks his sister and changs the questions?

Does anyone have the post or know where it was or how to start? I dont remember that at all.
it was in the confession thread
 

Fyff

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Foler, perhaps you should read the thread and find out what's actually going on. At this point you are just throwing darts at a dart board for exactly no reason.

Zzen we have had enough proof that it's real. I'm not sure what else you could possibly need.
 

The_Black_Log Foler

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Foler, perhaps you should read the thread and find out what's actually going on. At this point you are just throwing darts at a dart board for exactly no reason.

Zzen we have had enough proof that it's real. I'm not sure what else you could possibly need.


Fyff there's more going on than you all know. The Database (TM) just pulled up some juicy stuff.
 

kegkilla

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I don't think he lives in cherry hill, and his younger child is a son in a south jersey prep school (the same one I think my older son may be attending next year). Most of the rest is accurate, but I don't remember the little sister thing
Paul 6?