J49: An Erotic Life

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Johnny53

Johnny53

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Big Phoenix said:
Not bad.

Theres gotta be a catch here though. You live of life fucking the most disgusting street walkers possible, bring it home and the eventual conclusion your wife comes to is she needs to give you more sex like the disgusting street walkers where giving you? If its too good to be true....
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We learned each others "love language", hers is "acts of service 40% and physical touch 27%" mine is "physical touch 40% and quality time 27%", so i do more acts of service for her and she pays more attention to touching me
her mistake was she thought doing everything for me was important to me, just because it is important to her....and i assumed to let her do everything because she wanted to
 
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Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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Johnny53 said:
We learned each others "love language", hers is "acts of service 40% and physical touch 27%" mine is "physical touch 40% and quality time 27%", so i do more acts of service for her and she pays more attention to touching me
her mistake was she thought doing everything for me was important to me, just because it is important to her....and i assumed to let her do everything because she wanted to
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Thinking about J49 sitting around reading a Gary Chapman book is too much. It’s only a matter of time until you weaponize this new knowledge to attract better whores and make them fall in love with you.

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Breakdown

Breakdown

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Johnnys Love language is 40 percent Physical Contact, 40 percent M60 cumming, 20 percent Wolf cleaning a butthole.
 
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Hoss

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Why doesn't johnny have a confirmed tits medal yet?
 
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Deathwing

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Think we need proof it's not just some whore. Assuming they're about the same age, that is an outstanding specimen for someone in her mid 50s.
 
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Foler

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Deathwing said:
Think we need proof it's not just some whore. Assuming they're about the same age, that is an outstanding specimen for someone in her mid 50s.
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We need a marriage certificate, face pic and valid photo id (drivers license, passport, concealed carry permit)
 
Foler

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Foler said:
Pretty sure that’s skin cancer. We’re gonna need Johnny to biopsy it and send a sample to Izo Izo .
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I just realized this will probably end up being some sexual fetish for Izo Izo , you sick fuck you!
 
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j00t

j00t

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Oblio said:
Typical BP, getting hung up on minor imperfections on an otherwise fantastic female body.

Enjoy being single for life Bro.
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i think the discrepancy hes talking about is that its in one picture but not the other
 
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