J49: An Erotic Life

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Hoss

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That's impressive to write that well on your own but.

Wait a minute. Is that actually your ass? Goddammit it is isn't it?

I thought it would be hairier.
 
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pysek

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Right? It's an ass. It's a girl's. Enjoy it.
 
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pysek said:
Right? It's an ass. It's a girl's. Enjoy it.
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I'm not so sure about that. I think his wife shaved his ass down and wrote that. It's literally his ass, not in a metaphorical sense.
 
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Deathwing

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pysek said:
Right? It's an ass. It's a girl's. Enjoy it.
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Should be in the pretty girl thread then.

If that's really what his wife looks like at 50, she 100% would have divorced him. Divorce sucks and is still a miniscule amount of effort compared to maintaining an outstanding female body at that age.

Johnny found some hookers and wanted to show them off again.
 
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Johnny53

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Deathwing said:
Should be in the pretty girl thread then.

If that's really what his wife looks like at 50, she 100% would have divorced him. Divorce sucks and is still a miniscule amount of effort compared to maintaining an outstanding female body at that age.

Johnny found some hookers and wanted to show them off again.
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trying to apply logic and common sense to love...a fools journey
 
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Soygen

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Johnny, I'm gonna need to see a pic with my dick in her mouth, before I'll believe it's your wife.
 
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Breakdown

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I was out at the bar with friends last night, about a dozen drinks in and I shared with them the tales of J49, the whores, his wife, and the wolf.

johnny is now a fucking folk hero amongst this bar. A tale of adultery, embezzlement, drugs, prostitution, and the reconciliation of a marriage. What an American tale.

paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, John Henry, Johnny58
 
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AladainAF

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Fohss on ass with sharpie in pooper

Oh nm. This is johnny were talking about. That's prolly been done already.
 
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