J49: An Erotic Life

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Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Whatever happened to Aamina? Did you guys ever get his wife to post about pulling trains for Daquan's crew at the office?
Didn't he leave after we all read his book and made fun of it. Or was that someone else.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Was going to post this in FSR, but thought it belonged here...

The future of J49's fuck truck?

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Decent looking door on that house. Nothing spectacular, but then the guy probably doesn't pull in porn producer money.

Is there something written in red on the frame?
 

Blitz

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FUCK this American epic blew fucking up over the last week. There are too many pages to completely catch up on, has Johnny been working his way towards fucking Capri's mom?

John, did you hear about the story of the stripper that went to Florida, and that shit blew up on twitter now she has been getting directors calling her about pitching a movie? You can round out this story and it can become a Guy Ritchie film. Your wife is about to take all that whore financing money away soon, should probably cash in.
 

AngryGerbil

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As one who has followed this since J started his own thread, I would be in awe if this was a troll job. Now I'm sure he's embellished a few things and blurred a few lines around the edges but the core of this is too lengthy, detailed, and strange that it has to be mostly true. Just posting this for those who may not have been following it as closely. I do not believe this is some masterminded troll job. That would give this dumb fuck waaay too much credit.
 

khorum

Murder Apologist
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Has anyone heard from him in the last few days? Maybe someone actually sent the site infoz to his wife and his lawyerbro told him to chill from site.
 

Chancellor Alkorin

Part-Time Sith
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I hope it's a troll, would make it all the better imho.
If he's capable of a con this long, he's a maestro and all of this should be enshrined forever.

Somehow, I very much doubt it, but we've all been wrong about these things before, right?
 

ohkcrlho

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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You still think that maybe this is some master troll shit??
I think it's pretty real and even if it isn't, I was very well entertained through the last year