J49: An Erotic Life

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Brikker

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Has Johnny ever spoken about going to doctors about his ejaculating situation? Because that shit is not normal and I'm curious to find out what's wrong with him.
 
ohkcrlho

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J.....with that god given gift, you should go to porn, gay or straight, doesn't matter.
 
Hoss

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But he can only do it with junkie whores ....

Oh wait, he should be fine. Actually, he might have missed his window. He's not able to get it up for an audience anymore.
 
Calbiyum

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He posted before about cumming like 5 times but right before he said the sex was like 15 minutes long. Remeber he is a grown 10 year old and is probabaly like yo i came like 10 times or yo i got like 20 girls numbers yo. Fabricated cool kid
 
Johnny53

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between 7:30 and 9:00 this morning i was getting texts from both capri and deena, wanting me to buy there drugs for them today, so i ended up picking capri, she was the more convincing texter, got her the drugs she needed, took her to philly , she sat in the car while i attended a meeting, then back to the waterfront for some backseat action
 
Johnny53

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Calbiyum_sl said:
He posted before about cumming like 5 times but right before he said the sex was like 15 minutes long. Remeber he is a grown 10 year old and is probabaly like yo i came like 10 times or yo i got like 20 girls numbers yo. Fabricated cool kid
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i don't quite follow, but if the implication is that i am lying....tsk, tsk, why would i ? it is my honesty with this forum that has made me a target of ridicule, i have demostrated that i really don't care about opinions regarding my moral character, but despise being questioned about my openness, so fuck you
 
Calbiyum

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Johnny49_sl said:
i don't quite follow, but if the implication is that i am lying....tsk, tsk, why would i ? it is my honesty with this forum that has made me a target of ridicule, i have demostrated that i really don't care about opinions regarding my moral character, but despise being questioned about my openness, so fuck you
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Some stuff is fabricated we understand its k
 
Adebisi

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Johnny49_sl said:
i don't quite follow, but if the implication is that i am lying....tsk, tsk, why would i ? it is my honesty with this forum that has made me a target of ridicule, i have demostrated that i really don't care about opinions regarding my moral character, but despise being questioned about my openness, so fuck you
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cool story bro
 
Calbiyum

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
Take a look, under Johnny's user name, it clearly says: Not a troll

Sounds legit to me.
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I dont think hes trolling i think at times he fabricates stories or he just says stuff and exaggerates because everyone does with numbers not to lie more like getting mad in an fps and being like i just shot him 500 times in the head
 
Cad

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Calbiyum_sl said:
I dont think hes trolling i think at times he fabricates stories or he just says stuff and exaggerates because everyone does with numbers not to lie more like getting mad in an fps and being like i just shot him 500 times in the head
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I dunno man of all the things to lie about saying you jizzed 5 times in 15 minutes isn't the top of my list. I'm not sure it's even impressive, it's just different. I don't know that I've ever heard of a guy being able to do that.
 
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