J49: An Erotic Life
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Jait
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Pretty sure it goes way before the wife. It's mommy time, Sigmund. I think it's pretty safe to say his mother was a giant whore who was very abusive and on drugs and also the same age as these girls when his abuse happened. If you ask him he will likely say his mom was a saint, but that'll depend on his current sexual state, and whether or not he is currently sated. Sadly this won't last long as the never ending chain of memories of John's, their faces all different, yet the same. They would always tousle his hair on their way out the door, never to return but always replaced by something similar. The smell they left in his hair will forever damn him to this never ending trail of teenage whores. But he can never actually get from his mom what so many many others did but he will keep trying.
Gamma Rays
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zombiewizardhawk
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Johnny Johnny Johnny... still paying the hoors before you get your sex and then leaving disappointed with an unspent 6 loads... Will you never learn?
Johnny53
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when it comes to deena or capri , i will never learn, based on history they always make up for it, if i see deena again, she will have to rim job me as recompense
Calbiyum
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Calbiyum
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Adebisi
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Big Phoenix
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Johnny53
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WTF, picked up capri and she looked really nice, got her what she needed and headed to the club, for the second visit in a row , i could not get an erection. she tried everything, but if it doesn't happen right away, it becomes a mental thing, so we left , found a place to park and we fucked till i came 7 times, overall had a fun time, spent $110 on her
chaos
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This is a legit question. I barely have time to just like do the bare minimum. I can't imagine trying to work in weekly clandestine whore meetups for multi-hour sexcapades, along with all the prep and maintenance that goes along with it.
popsicledeath
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I thought he does his whoring during business hours. Not hard if you have a job that allows a little flexibility.
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Tearofsoul
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