J49: An Erotic Life

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Johnny53

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Fifey

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Skanda_sl said:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for coming home one day to an empty house because she pawned all your shit.
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She won't need to pawn the shit since J49 will be the dopeman. His wife is gonna cash him out on his share of the house and he's gonna buy a brick and keep his whores happy.
 
OneofOne

OneofOne

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J49 - no joke, if you have decent insurance, have you considered seeing a therapist? You've got several pretty obvious issues, and if you keep down this path, you aren't going to be able to watch your grandkids grow up. I know you're in a very self-distructive place, but you seem to care about your sons. If you can't find it in yourself to care about yourself, then care about how your behavior is going to affect them - is already affecting them.
 
Vanderhoof

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Unless he showers in bleach, everyone at the dinner table can smell Deena and Capri's coochie stank all over him. Everyone knows something is up.
 
moonarchia

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Nothing like a romantic walk on the beach.. Oh wait..

"2 condoms" and "8 ejaculations"?

1) Where are the other 6 condoms?
2) Do you have a robotic penis?
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I figure he's so diseased at this point that it's like cottage cheese. He's not telling us how many times he came so much as how many chunks were in the condom at the end.
 
Famm

Famm

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opiate82_sl said:
You know how a lot of people think J49 is making this shit up? Well I think I'm starting to agree with them, I just disagree with which part he is making up. The whores are real, the wife is a lie.
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I've been saying that for fucking ever.
 
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