J49: An Erotic Life
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Johnny53
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walk on the beach was with kristen / also seimone
we switched condoms after 6 shots, in between i played with her pussy til she came , which made me aroused again, so i went back for more, trying for her ass, but she wasn't relaxed enough and it was painful, so i just popped it in her pussy for two more, even after that i was still hard , but i had to get back to work, we were at the club for over an hour, she does all the fucking
the song list we fucked to included
"shes only 18" twice, to which she stripped and danced
"sex and Candy" = blowjob
"crazy" = cowgirl
"crazy bitch" = cowgirl
"semi charmed life" = cowgirl and she sang to me
"shes only 18" cowgirl and she sang to me
"jane says" = reverse cowgirl
"girls, girls, girls" = reverse cowgirl
"stellar" = reverse cowgirl
end of first condom...
second condom no songs
Tanoomba
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Oh, come on. Like you've never done cowgirl to "Semi-charmed Life" in front of a crowd of strangers in a sex club.
I just wonder if Johnny had to thrust harder to get Capri to hit the high note in "good-BYYYYYYYYYYYE".
Noodleface
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God what a shitty fucking life.
I watched a third eye blind concert once where they played semi charmed kind of life THREE full times
I watched a third eye blind concert once where they played semi charmed kind of life THREE full times
Tanoomba
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Breakdown
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At least Third Eye Blind gets it. I went to a Nada Surf concert once and they refused to play Popular...so we yelled it at them until they eventually said fuck it and left the shitty little college stage.
Did you push into her anus and then go right to her puss? Cross contamination bro. As if she wasn't gross enough,
Did you push into her anus and then go right to her puss? Cross contamination bro. As if she wasn't gross enough,
Neki
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Calbiyum
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Got a point.
And he is a full grown up white knight is all. Getting mad at hookers for writing in their journal? While you run around with other girls and have a wife. Holy shit what a sad person going to be mad funny when his wife changes the locks lolkkk
Tanoomba
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I was at a Weezer concert and they didn't even play "Buddy Holly". Wasn't upset, though. They were really good.
popsicledeath
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True.
I love when bands refuse to play their biggest sellout hit. I remember seeing Blur at X-Games and you know that 'wooohooo' song? They played it, but changed all the 'wooohooo' parts to shit like 'yeaaah heeeey' and 'Yeeeeeh Naaaah' and random shit. Was hilarious watching the crowd confused and people even angry about it. Saw the band get salty in an interview saying they were sick of random preppies yelling WOOOHOOOO in their faces all the time. Only thing I ever liked about them was refusing to sing that annoying fucking woohooo.
Adebisi
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Calbiyum
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Gavinmad
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Calbiyum
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I see a lot of guys do this now. They want to bang a bunch of girls and then turn into an emotional crying 6 year old when they find out the girl kissed someone else or something. I understand wanting to bang a lot of girls but dont cry about it when you find out a girl did something.
They legit throw hissy fits
They legit throw hissy fits